Stupid Guest Tricks

Ride Etiquette:
51a. Get In
51b. Sit Down
51c. Reach Up (Buckle Up)
51d. Pull Down
51e. Shut Up
51f. Hold On
51g. Get Off
51h. Buy your Souviner
51i. Move On

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52. Please respect the other guests. They're trying to have a good time too. Just because you're having a lousy time, don't try to bring down the other guests.

53. if you want to take a picture at a popular spot, please be ready to take the picture when you step in place. If you aren't ready to take the picture, step aside and let other people do so. Don't spend five minutes fixing Timmy's hair or searching for your camera or taking little Sarah out of her stroller whilst blocking everyone else's view.

53a. If you're standing more than ten feet away from whatever you're taking a picture of, don't expect everyone to stay clear of your picture zone, and don't freak out/yell when someone does get into your shot.

53b. Just because you waited in line for a photographer doesn't mean that he/she has to perform your own personal photo shoot. Five quick pictures per group maximum, please.

54. Please do not listen to your iPod or CD player during a safety spiel, there might be some important and safety information that you don't want to miss!!

55. "Emergency Exit," "Fire Exit," and "Employees Only" signs do not actually mean "Hey, I dont feel like waiting in line/exiting the same way I entered, so I want to exit this way, even if its totally unsafe and possibly going to bring the ride down!" Because if you do exit through this way, I will catch you, and publicly humiliate you.

56. Ride operator is ALWAYS RIGHT

57a. Don't bother asking a question if you aren't gonna listen to the answer.
57b. Don't bother asking a question if you're just gonna argue about the answer that was given to you

58. DO NOT MOLEST THE CHARACTERS.
Ammendment: Unless you are a pack of extraordinarily hot strippers and filming the entire lapdance experience. In that case, take as much time and groping as you want, and offer a copy of the video to the character.

59. The Cast Members know everything. Listen to everything they tell you. If they tell you to keep your hands inside, you do it. If they tell you to stick your hands out and keep them out until the walls close in so your arms can get cut off, you do it. Don't question it. They are almighty beings.

60. No, you can't have the cast-member information guide.

61. Disney KNOWS the popular spots to smoke-out.