Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:Aulani is hiring. Does Disney do transfers?

I can do a pretty good Lilo impression ......
When can I start? Do they need a nurse?

Upon checking, it looks like the "Recreation Hostess" would be a good one for me...it says I might be a "First Responder"....I suspect they might need someone who is also a strong swimmer to fish out anyone who is overdoing it... . I can call 911 really fast

Do they need a singing lawyer? And will they pay for my commute?

DisneyMom wrote:I suspect they might need someone who is also a strong swimmer to fish out anyone who is overdoing it...

Truer that you might think. I'm up the hill from the Kaanapali Resort area. According to the news for just Kaanapali, the average fish out rate per week is about two. Generic description is male, 50's, snorkeling, unresponsive, CPR, deceased.

hobie16 wrote:

DisneyMom wrote:I suspect they might need someone who is also a strong swimmer to fish out anyone who is overdoing it...

Truer that you might think. I'm up the hill from the Kaanapali Resort area. According to the news for just Kaanapali, the average fish out rate per week is about two. Generic description is male, 50's, snorkeling, unresponsive, CPR, deceased.

Sounds like EPCOT

mapo

The neighbors are going upscale. The Marriott next door is shutting down for a year to remodel and then reopen as a Four Seasons.

hobie16 wrote:The neighbors are going upscale. The Marriott next door is shutting down for a year to remodel and then reopen as a Four Seasons.

Is that a JW Marriott?

ktulu wrote:
Is that a JW Marriott?

Not for long.

hobie16 wrote:The neighbors are going upscale. The Marriott next door is shutting down for a year to remodel and then reopen as a Four Seasons.

The plan now is to capture the Christmas/New Years business and then shut down January 10th. It'll probably reopen in a year with both hotel room and residences.