Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:Wipe-outs are a,,,,bear though.
(sand gets into 'everything') :(

hobie16 wrote:I've got a joke about that but the ladies would kill me.

Main Streeter wrote:Not me! Not DM. ;) I dare you. :D:

The lady sand surfers all drink Coors beer because they were getting sand in their Schlitz.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

DisneyMom wrote:It's nice, but thinking I will camp out on the beach and eat spam
Do they have pay showers, Hobie? ;)

I don't know about Oahu But all the beaches on Maui have free showers.

ktulu wrote:I'd rather just stay at the Hobie Inn, I understand there is a vacancy now :D:

Vacant and freshly painted. It might be a good idea to have guests as my mother-in-law has been hinting about an extended stay. The last time she was here the refrigerator magnets rearranged themselves into a pentagram.

ktulu wrote:I'd rather just stay at the Hobie Inn, I understand there is a vacancy now :D:

LOL You are so smooth & always thinking aren't you Smalls? :D: ;)

hobie16 wrote:...my mother-in-law has been hinting about an extended stay. The last time she was here the refrigerator magnets rearranged themselves into a pentagram.

I'll be right over. I found myself in Oregon a few days ago, and I'll be done here soon. Just let her know you're holding the room for a friend.

Big Wallaby wrote:I'll be right over. Just let her know you're holding the room for a friend.

Wait a darn sec Ktulu & BW! hobie invited, yes invited me to come stay last May or June. He said the gates would be open & the dogs would meet me. You 2.... get in line. Thank You. :)

hobie16 wrote:The lady sand surfers all drink Coors beer because they were getting sand in their Schlitz.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

NBD. Tame. Thought you had something far worse. ;)

Main Streeter wrote:Wait a darn sec Ktulu & BW! hobie invited, yes invited me to come stay last May or June. He said the gates would be open & the dogs would meet me. You 2.... get in line. Thank You. :)

I say we just charter the Disney Dream to sail us all over there. We could all chip in -- I've got $3 on me... :p:

BRWombat wrote:I say we just charter the Disney Dream to sail us all over there. We could all chip in -- I've got $3 on me... :p:

I'm in!! And I've got five bucks! And I love dogs. And I can speak pidgin.
MS, you've just been preempted. ;)

hobie16 wrote:The lady sand surfers all drink Coors beer because they were getting sand in their Schlitz.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

I had an elderly gentleman patient who told me this one....he was 99 years old but said he was 89 when I asked him. Didn't have the heart to tell him different

There once was a gal named Ann Heiser,
Who thought that nothing would surprise her.
'Til one day by chance,
She got Schlitz on her pants-
Now she's sadder
Budweiser :p:


Free Showers- Looks like it's Maui for me!

BRWombat wrote:I say we just charter the Disney Dream to sail us all over there. We could all chip in -- I've got $3 on me... :p:

It'll fit in the roadstead. We had the Queen Mary II stop by a few years ago. That thing is gimungo.