Stupid Guest Tricks

Tell me about it! We update the PassPorter guides to WDW, DCL, and DLR every year, and every year it's a bigger job than we expect.

I'm worried about the next Open Mouse update, that one we only do every five years or so.

And with the major overhauls of DCA and Fantasyland in the Magic Kingdom it's going to be a chore getting it all done.

Questions probably uttered by these people during their trip........

Buzz WHO???

Can you tell me where horizons is? My map is wrong.

Animal kingdom? No thank you. I'm only interested in Disney parks.

What is a fast pass?

Thanks for the $25 steak. You can deduct one of my counter service credits for it (Overheard at Le Cellier)

I have a 1985 copy of Birnbaum's Walt Disney World I keep for nostalgia's sake. I don't think I would ever try to use it to find things, but then again, that might be kind of funny! *evil laugh* :twisted: