Stupid Guest Tricks

What's the first thing Wonder Woman puts on in the morning?

Her Wonderware.

What does Batman do first thing in the morning?

Goes to the Batroom.

Why do we have Armies?

To hold up our sleevies.

hhsrat wrote:In order for something to be a sound, it needs a vibration, and a receiver. So, if the tree falls and there's nobody around to hear it, then no, it doesn't make a sound.

How is it that if something is solid and does not make movements if you push it (it does not make any vibrations) it is sound, but if you push it and it moves and vibrates it is not sound?

Where does the missing sock go in the dryer?

turkeyham wrote:If a tree falls in a forest, would anyone hear it?

I like Jack Handey's quote: "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? Maybe, if they screamed all the time, and for no good reason."

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:

BRWombat wrote:If you sit around doing nothing all day, how do you know when you're done?

Thats easy, its when your DW says she has a chore for you!

hehehehhehee

Nah, I get that list at the start of the day. It usually doesn't affect my behavior.

turkeyham wrote:Where does the missing sock go in the dryer?

Sock heaven.

turkeyham wrote:Where does the missing sock go in the dryer?

Into the hozone, of course!

hobie16 wrote:What's the first thing Wonder Woman puts on in the morning?

Her Wonderware.

And the next thing she puts on is her "Fantasyland Theater"!

They say you should eat before you go to the grocery store ,so you won't buy so much food, How come that doesn't work for a liquor store?


(stolen from Gallagher) :cheers:

darph nader wrote:They say you should eat before you go to the grocery store ,so you won't buy so much food, How come that doesn't work for a liquor store?

It does if you drink so much you can't find the grocery store.