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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.

Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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Re: Today's Thought

Post by hobie16 » Thu May 21, 2009 11:03 pm

What's the first thing Wonder Woman puts on in the morning?

Her Wonderware.


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Post by hobie16 » Thu May 21, 2009 11:06 pm

What does Batman do first thing in the morning?

Goes to the Batroom.


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Post by hobie16 » Thu May 21, 2009 11:10 pm

Why do we have Armies?

To hold up our sleevies.


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Post by Big Wallaby » Fri May 22, 2009 2:24 am

hhsrat wrote:In order for something to be a sound, it needs a vibration, and a receiver. So, if the tree falls and there's nobody around to hear it, then no, it doesn't make a sound.

How is it that if something is solid and does not make movements if you push it (it does not make any vibrations) it is sound, but if you push it and it moves and vibrates it is not sound?


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Post by turkeyham » Fri May 22, 2009 10:12 am

Where does the missing sock go in the dryer?



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Post by BRWombat » Fri May 22, 2009 1:04 pm

turkeyham wrote:If a tree falls in a forest, would anyone hear it?
I like Jack Handey's quote: "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? Maybe, if they screamed all the time, and for no good reason."
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turkeyham wrote:Where does the missing sock go in the dryer?
Sock heaven.


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Post by Whazzup » Fri May 22, 2009 10:31 pm

turkeyham wrote:Where does the missing sock go in the dryer?
Into the hozone, of course!



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Post by Zazu » Sat May 23, 2009 12:23 am

hobie16 wrote:What's the first thing Wonder Woman puts on in the morning?

Her Wonderware.
And the next thing she puts on is her "Fantasyland Theater"!


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Post by darph nader » Sat May 23, 2009 7:18 am

They say you should eat before you go to the grocery store ,so you won't buy so much food, How come that doesn't work for a liquor store? :confused:


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Post by BRWombat » Sat May 23, 2009 12:17 pm

darph nader wrote:They say you should eat before you go to the grocery store ,so you won't buy so much food, How come that doesn't work for a liquor store? :confused:
It does if you drink so much you can't find the grocery store.


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