mechurchlady wrote:I meant wheels on the ground like a bus, truck, jitney, or car. Sigh. I know they do not pour olive oil on the rail so that monorails slide smoothly, I know there are them round donuts made of rubber called tires, lol.
I know what you meant. I was just paving the way for the guys on the rails to have a good excuse when they tell someone to fold the stroller. No puns intended with that paving comment.
We need to get the railroads involved in our new Sadney World; It's gotta have a Train of Tears. Perhaps every car is the hot engine car, and it breaks down every trip and the guests have to fix it. At the least, they have to keep the coal flowing. However, they don't get to actually control the engine, as that would be too much fun.
Then we have the Carousel of Congress, where you sit in the same seat and tell the same story over and over about the new Congressional bills coming out in whatever year you happen to be sitting, and a bunch of animatronic audience members rotate around you continuously, and they sleep through your presentation anyway. Hydraulic pistons are hooked up to your arteries, veins and nerves, so that you give the same show every time. After a few years, you've performed this stage show more times than any other in the world except CoP. Occasionaly, the audio-animatronic audience members comment on how unreal you look.
Then there's Flash Mountain (name not derived from the website of the same name), a water ride where there is no boat, so you have to walk it in the water. Oh, and they don't tell you about the electric eels swimming in the water.
Then there's the Great Escape, where you are locked in the room that SHOULD still be Extra Terrorestrial Alien Encounter. This time, there is a real alien monster in the tube that gets out, and this time he actually eats people. Oh, and it's no longer in the dark.
The Test Track has been replaced with the Gauntlet. There is a 50% survival rate on this attraction.
On Mission: The Moon, you are put into a midsection capsule on the rocket to the moon, so that you burn up in reentry. After, of course, you have been suffering from an acute lack of oxygen. The realism on this attraction is staggering.
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I'm extremely impressed! :D: Zazu must have tutored you. ;)