Stupid Guest Tricks

lady ulrike wrote:36) It's called Snow White's SCARY adventure. So yes, it's scary, if you go on it and your child is crying at the end, don't get upset at me and don't look at me and say, 'wow, that ride is kind of scary' Duh, it's got scary in the title. Also, when you get off, don't say any of the following: Where's the prince? Where's the kiss? Where's Snow White? That's it! Where's the rest of the story? etc, etc It's only the scary parts people that's why it's called Snow White's SCARY adventure.

Argh! My brother. When his daughter was just a little girl, the whole family went to Disneyworld. We were in line for the ride, and he was just tormeting the poor girl, "ooh, be careful, it's going to be soooo scary." Then when we got off the ride and she was howling and in tears, he had the nerve to berate the poor CMs standing by on how the ride was scary. When I pointed out the name of the ride to him, he brushed it aside with "well, I didn't think it would really be scary."

Sigh...

39. If youre dumb, get the crap out of my park.

Freak wrote:39. If youre dumb, get the crap out of my park.

Ah, so that's why so many dumb ones show up at DL. ;)

40. PLEASE do not get mad when the attendants say the characters are going in for a break. Usually they will be right back out, so just relax.

39. b. Please wait until your whole group is present and accounted for before entering the queue of the attraction, so we don't have 27 people cutting in line to get the rest of the group that is already ahead in line.

41.) Stop and think (if that's possible) before asking "Is that real?", "Is this the line/where is the line?" , or any other question you can easily discover for yourself by simple observation. I remember on more than one occaision when I worked at Knott's some real winner would ask if the horses pulling the stagecoach were real! well, DUH! What did you think they were, people in really good horse costumes? However, whenever people would ask if the Calico Railroad train used real steam, I'd have a bit of fun with them: I'd either reply, "Sure; did you ever see fake steam?" or I'd say, "Of course. We use only the finest quality real steam in our train. Nothing but the best for our guests." :D: The guests always got a kick out of that one.

42) yes, we work here

43. All fences, chains, poles, and ropes are put up for a reason. Please do not go over, go under, or open any of them, unless we say you can. For if you just to go over the ropes, chains, or fences, you may fall and hurt yourself so bad that the nurse has to be called. So, please, for your safety, go around all ropes, chains, poles, and fences. Also, please do not sit on chains or ropes, they WILL break under heavy weight! ALL ropes and chains are used for boundaries to keep a line organized, they are not a ride, but for decoration!

tskbf2005 wrote:42) yes, we work here

AMEN to that!