Stupid Guest Tricks

CBeilby wrote:*puts out the fire, sweeps up the ashes, and headshakes at the dragon AND the Beverage Committee for being three days late*

Late, we dragons are like wizards, we are never late, nor are we early, we arrive precisely when we mean to! :p:

However, Brazilian tour groups at the water parks is A-OK! ;)

Most of them are 15. So, A-OK if you are 15 as well.

Big Wallaby wrote:Most of them are 15. So, A-OK if you are 15 as well.

Now that's a buzz kill. Can't you let us middle age guys think they are 18 and that we really have a chance? :D:

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Big Wallaby wrote:Most of them are 15. So, A-OK if you are 15 as well.

TeamUBR wrote:Now that's a buzz kill. Can't you let us middle age guys think they are 18 and that we really have a chance? :D:

I'd settle for thinking I had a chance with the 36-year-olds.

Lasolimu wrote:Late, we dragons are like wizards, we are never late, nor are we early, we arrive precisely when we mean to! :p:

I've always followed Tolkien on this:

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."

With dragons I think it's more like:

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for You are Crunchy & Taste Good with Ketchup "

Big Wallaby wrote:Most of them are 15. So, A-OK if you are 15 as well.

Well, if they don't look it, they can still be eye catching. I can always appreciate a beautiful vista, but that doesn't mean I'm going to trespass. ;)

Zazu wrote:I'd settle for thinking I had a chance with the 36-year-olds.

Cradle robber!!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Cradle robber!!

So what does that make me? An embryo?

Big Wallaby wrote:So what does that make me? An embryo?

UMM, sure, why not!