Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote: Sharebpaxtyl



Drunk at Busch Gardens? How could that happen?

Yeah, yeah... I get it but you guys know we're no longer owned by Anheuser Busch as of two years ago. We were sold to Blackstone. Seaworld, Discovery Cove, Water Country, and the rest... (Any body want to discuss what it's like to have your HOME park sold?) By the way I spent three years at Water Country USA. There is much I just have had to tune out as far as bikinis are concerned. Hate seeing old men in speedos big time. It's just creepy.

CBeilby wrote:Welcome to Stupid Guest Tricks, Sharebpaxtyl. You've already gotten the Hawaiian Hi and the Marsupials have been by. The beverage committee should be here shortly with your choice of cold beverage. I suggest saving it until after the safety spiel, as you're gonna need it.

*stands by with dustpan, broom, and fire extinguisher...*

Thank you for the warning... Wasn't aware what I'd be stepping into (I'm not much into drinking. I hate beer.), because Busch Gardens was never about the beer for me. It's always felt like home and the more I work there the more it feels like a community. Also Busch Gardens (and Water Country USA) are essential to this part of Virginia's economy. We'd be screwed without them. By the way, cashiers and drink attendants have to attend Bar coding class and pass a test at the end before they can work in those positions. Nice to meet you by the way. I look forward to the discussions.

BRWombat wrote:Sharebpaxtyl,

:sgthello:

:D: :D: :D:

Thank you for the welcome. (O=3

Zazu wrote:Funniest part I forgot to mention: At the time she said that, I was the only straight man on the counter!

Hilarious, sometimes you just want to take a stick to some people :bbbat:

Got to love bathing suit season, lol! As a guest, i find it amazing what I see people wear, who have no business wearing it. Esp the speedos and bikinis. Do they not look in a mirror?
Don't need to see bikinis with rolls of fat hanging over, or speedos ick My eyes hurt now. But it seems like it's not N. Americans wearing this stuff.
Cultural differences I guess.

Wearing a bathing suit top or going shirtless on attractions ewww, i don't want to sit where someones sweaty back was!!

Sharebpaxtyl wrote:Thank you for the warning... Wasn't aware what I'd be stepping into (I'm not much into drinking. I hate beer.), because Busch Gardens was never about the beer for me. It's always felt like home and the more I work there the more it feels like a community. Also Busch Gardens (and Water Country USA) are essential to this part of Virginia's economy. We'd be screwed without them. By the way, cashiers and drink attendants have to attend Bar coding class and pass a test at the end before they can work in those positions. Nice to meet you by the way. I look forward to the discussions.

I know what you mean about it not being about the beer for me. I used to work at Busch Williamsburg myself (one season on Railroad as an Engineer/Fireman, and one season on Roman Rapids.) Personally, having encountered drunk guests when I worked at my first park (Knott's Berry Farm,) I've always been of the opinion that alcohol really doesn't have a place in theme parks. (Of course, my being a teetotaler adds to that opinion.)

Greetings Sharebpaxtyl, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience

Lasolimu wrote:Greetings Sharebpaxtyl, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience

Can you stick around longer? The BDoSGT are thinking of adding BBQ to our menu...

ktulu wrote:Can you stick around longer? The BDoSGT are thinking of adding BBQ to our menu...

And on that note Sharebpaxtyl, on behalf of the BDOSGT, Welcome ! Help yourself to a beverage. :cheers: :pepsi: :pepper: :rumncoke: :coke: :winetost: I suspect the frosty one will hold the most apeal about now !

*puts out the fire, sweeps up the ashes, and headshakes at the dragon AND the Beverage Committee for being three days late*