Fail Of The Week

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hobie16
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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by hobie16 » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:59 pm

Woman Arrested After Falling Through Ceiling of Police Station

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By Wendy Osher Maui News

Maui police arrested a woman today who fell through the ceiling of the Kihei Police Station and landed on the floor of the prisoner processing room. The incident was reported at 12:07 p.m. on Monday, Jan. 28, at the facility located at 1881 South Kihei Road in South Maui. Maui Police Lt. Wayne Ibarra said Sheryl Vazquez, 34, was detained by officers after she fell through the rafters above the station, and broke through the ceiling of the facility.

Police say Vazquez was placed under arrest for criminal property damage, criminal trespass, criminal tampering (all in the second degree), as well as disorderly conduct. Vazquez did not complain of pain, nor were any injuries observed, said Lt. Ibarra.

A preliminary police investigation revealed that the woman had possibly gained entrance into the crawl space above the ceiling from somewhere outside of the building. Maui Police say Vazquez caused damage to the ceiling area of the prisoner processing room and several other ceiling panels in different rooms within the building.

An officer with the newly launched Maui Police Department Crisis Intervention Team, who is specially trained in dealing with mentally ill people, was at the Kihei station and contacted Vasquez before transporting her to the Maui Memorial Medical Center for evaluation.


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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by YANXWIN » Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:18 pm

And yet people continue to use.

Oh, that wouldn't happen to me. I can control myself better than that idiot. Pass the spoon and lighter.



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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by WEDFan » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:09 am

hobie16 wrote:That may explain why I've never seen a live woman win a Darwin. I could be wrong.
That would be a lot more challenging. For guys it's just a matter of ripping off or crushing certain... extremities. In fairness, though, I don't think there are that many living male Darwin award winners. Just honorable mentions of both sexes.



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Re: Fail Of The Week

Post by felinefan » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:18 pm

We used to be able to get "1000 Ways To Die". There's Darwin Award winners a-plenty on that. And the narrator drops some awful puns.


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