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Re: What is new in the parks this year
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:01 pm
by CBeilby
Cheshire Figment wrote:There's a new gnu at the zoo.
No Gnus is Good Gnus. In other Gnus, there was a twenty Wildebeast pileup at the watering hole. Of course, in other Gnus, water is wet...
Re: What is new in the parks this year
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:07 pm
by hobie16
Already gnu it.
Re: What is new in the parks this year
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:49 pm
by Goofyernmost
Who didn't gnu it?
Re: What is new in the parks this year
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:21 pm
by felinefan
One day I went to the zoo
In order to see the old gnu
But the zookeeper said,
The old gnu was dead,
And the new gnu was too new to view. :p:
Re: What is new in the parks this year
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:58 pm
by Whazzup
felinefan wrote:One day I went to the zoo
In order to see the old gnu
But the zookeeper said,
The old gnu was dead,
And the new gnu was too new to view. :p:
I love limericks!
There once was a young man named Paul
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He thought he would risk it
And go as a biscuit
But a dog ate him up in the hall!
Re: What is new in the parks this year
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:01 pm
by Goofyernmost
Whazzup wrote:I love limericks!
There once was a young man named Paul
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He thought he would risk it
And go as a biscuit
But a dog ate him up in the hall!
That was cute but you gnu that it didn't have anything to do with a gnu. I'm sure you gnu!
Would a dyslexic child of a gnu, be a son of a gun?
Re: What is new in the parks this year
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:23 pm
by Whazzup
Goofyernmost wrote:That was cute but you gnu that it didn't have anything to do with a gnu. I'm sure you gnu!
Of course I gnu that!
Re: What is new in the parks this year
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:10 am
by Big Wallaby
One of the drivers at Safari when I was there used to have the line, "I don't recognize that animal. It must be gnu."
He did it with a coordinator on board once for a show inspection. I understand that the coordinator's hand hit his forehead for that one... with guests aboard.
Re: What is new in the parks this year
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:30 am
by avengador1
The goofier the pun, the better I guess. ;)
Re: What is new in the parks this year
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:53 pm
by Ms. Matterhorn
Here's what's new: a $360 million Four Seasons luxury hotel. Rooms will start at $600. I don't think I will be staying there.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/the-dail ... 3359.story