Stupid Guest Tricks

Hey, Catherine!!??

You just pulled a "Lorena" on the old man and face life in the slammer
for mayhem!

What are you going to do next??


Side note: When polled, most convicts pending release have a common destination in mind.
Any guesses???

DisneyMom wrote:MuahahahahaBwahahaha! :twisted:
Feeling Evil!!!!!! :p:

I am glad to be across the country right now.

I can't help but think the whole thing with the garbage disposal really puts this over the top.

Ok, combine a Disney related site and Lorena Bobbitt, and now I have a song running inside my head. If anyone is familiar with the Capitol Steps (they do political satire set to music), they did a song about Lorena Bobbitt set to "Bibiddi-Bobbidi-Boo". The only bit of the lyrics I can remember is "Snipped like a Bobbitt in two." It was called Snippity Bobbit, iirc. Gonna be stuck with me for a while, though, I can tell.

Have to dig up that CD. Pretty sure I have it. :D:

The husband/victim was interviewed and asked how he felt. "I feel great," the husband replied, "It's the first time she's touched it in fifteen years!"

hobie16 wrote:"I feel great," the husband replied, "It's the first time she's touched it in fifteen years!"

All while he's holding his tears inside.

Wow...shocking. O_o This is the biggest thing to happen in Garden Grove since the crazy house police found that was basically a weapons factory. I kid you not. Family was making grenades/explosives and had who knows how many assault rifles and other weapons stored in there house. It was a BIG deal. But this? Wow. LOT worse. Messed up.

Freak wrote:Wow...shocking. O_o This is the biggest thing to happen in Garden Grove since the crazy house police found that was basically a weapons factory. I kid you not. Family was making grenades/explosives and had who knows how many assault rifles and other weapons stored in there house. It was a BIG deal. But this? Wow. LOT worse. Messed up.

Must be something in the water !

darph nader wrote:This is why a woman should never be President. One pissed-off mood,,and it's WWIII,which would last a whole 45 minutes. ;)

You know, the thing I really hate about "jokes" like that isn't the gender-essentialist thinking, or the notion that women are entirely dictated by what their uteruses are doing (although I really hate that too)... it's the implication that men somehow don't also have irrational moods. Which is nonsense.

So you know what? Take that joke and shove it.

Amphigorey wrote:You know, the thing I really hate about "jokes" like that isn't the gender-essentialist thinking, or the notion that women are entirely dictated by what their uteruses are doing (although I really hate that too)... it's the implication that men somehow don't also have irrational moods. Which is nonsense.

So you know what? Take that joke and shove it.

I doubt there's a woman on this site who didn't get a chuckle from this.
You know what PMS stands for? "Puttin up with Men's Shit". Can't blame them sometimes for gettin pissed.
I have the deepest respect for women. My mom,wife,daughter,,I couldn't go through what thay went through.

darph nader wrote: I doubt there's a woman on this site who didn't get a chuckle from this.
You know what PMS stands for? "Puttin up with Men's Shit". Can't blame them sometimes for gettin pissed.
I have the deepest respect for women. My mom,wife,daughter,,I couldn't go through what thay went through.

Just to be clear, I don't think you hate women or anything. I think you're a pretty cool guy, and you sound perfectly nice. I just get tired of seeing that kind of joke over and over and OVER, and at base it's not a very good joke because it's saying "ha ha, women are like this! and men are like this! and isn't that funny!" and I'm like, well no, it's not funny, because most of the women and men I know aren't remotely like that, and it's insulting to everyone to say that they are.

I know, it's just a joke. But I see it a lot, and it gets old, you know? Like that stupid new milk campaign, which seriously makes me want to stab things. There are funnier jokes out there! We could use them instead!