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Re: Hi - so happy to be here!

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:52 pm
by darph nader
On behalf of the BDoSGT,,,,Welcome. Take your choice,
:pepsi: :beer: :coke:

Re: Hi - so happy to be here!

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:12 am
by LaurenT
darph nader wrote:On behalf of the BDoSGT,,,,Welcome. Take your choice,
:pepsi: :beer: :coke:
If I'm driving - diet Coke please...
If not, any beer you have will do!
(and thank you)

Re: Hi - so happy to be here!

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:19 am
by WEDFan
ktulu wrote:Now if they could ban farting on planes. Seriously, 10 hours. I thought someone crapped their pants, but the stench would come and go...
A noble goal, but what technical difficulties. The engineering part of me is thinking.... passing out corks???? :twisted:

Re: Hi - so happy to be here!

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:19 pm
by TeamUBR
WEDFan wrote:A noble goal, but what technical difficulties. The engineering part of me is thinking.... passing out corks???? :twisted:
Not sure corks would have the desired effect. Perhaps activated charcoal filter inserts would do the trick.

j

Re: Hi - so happy to be here!

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:39 am
by LaurenT
TeamUBR wrote:Not sure corks would have the desired effect. Perhaps activated charcoal filter inserts would do the trick.

j
They could require all passengers to complete the pre-colonoscopy treatment before flying...

Re: Hi - so happy to be here!

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:20 am
by WEDFan
TeamUBR wrote:Not sure corks would have the desired effect. Perhaps activated charcoal filter inserts would do the trick.

j
A better solution so long as they were single use and didn't raise ticket prices. :D:

Re: Hi - so happy to be here!

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:53 am
by TeamUBR
LaurenT wrote:They could require all passengers to complete the pre-colonoscopy treatment before flying...
With as personal as the TSA pat downs have become, this could be taken care of at the security screening. That way, no issues while waiting for your flight either. It's a win/win!

j

Re: Hi - so happy to be here!

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:06 pm
by felinefan
When I was living in PA with mom and my grandparents, I saw a newspaper article of wacky inventions, and one had this picture of a fat guy scarfing down baked beans, sitting on a big, charcoal-filled cushion that was billed as a fart-absorber. Or words to that effect.

Re: Hi - so happy to be here!

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:55 pm
by darph nader
Thanks for paintin that picture felinefan. :mad: