Stupid Guest Tricks

CptnSkippy wrote:Hey Grumpy,

your picture inside SM - was that from the TTA? (We didn't make it on the TTA this time, but i was wondering if you could see inside SM from there).

Yes, it caught me by suprise.

I have my camera set to "no flash", multiple shots, and that was the only one that really came out of about five or six shots.

I have a few more that I will add to the album, but I will try and clean them up, they really are of the 'delete" type.

My best friend will be joining us while we are at WDW. I wonder what SG all of us will stumble onto. These kids were doing the uneven bars on the monorail? I hope that the SG don't try out for The Lion King Cellebration. :mad: They would fit in with the monkeys. :D:

And think, you don't even work here. The real fun is yet to start Monorail_Red. One of these days I'm going to have to tell my SG BJ story (while I was at the MK!) since it's epic like that, but I've been saving it for a special occasion.

I saw on Tuesday there was this SG pushing another family member in a wheel chair in New Orleans area. The SG let go of the wheel chair next the a flight of stairs. Next thing I see, faker in chair gets up and avoids crashing down the stairs. Dang! That would have started my day.

I still can't figure out why the little kids get into the planters next to BTRR and the parents don't care if the security tells them to remove them. I have seen a kid fall into a sharp bush and eat it. Then mom complains that her kid got hurt and it is the park's problem. I wonder if the park will have to add more paneling to the area. Possibly put the areas with fences behind heavy plastic.

I still remember this one time when I was a conductor in the Calico Railroad at Knott's, this large family group was checking out the stagecoach on display, surrounded by signs warning not to climb in and to stay back from the cactus that was planted next to it. Three year old kid in the group got too close to cactus--parents weren't watching, of course--and the kid reaped the consequences of trying to handle cactus. The kicker was, after First Aid got there and took care of the kid, the parents and grandparents were like, cactus actually hurts when you touch it? Amazing how many guests think the plants are fake. Yes, I had several people ask me if the trees, plants, etc. were real or not.

I just remembered another...

SGT #6 (Sunday): No luggage may be left unattended. Period!

So I arrive at MCO, and I am about to check my luggage. Well, about half way through the line and employee says "Does this bag belong to anybody?" and again "Does this bag belong to anybody?" and one more time "Does this bag belong to anybody???" I was thinking to myself...maybe a lockdown?

Well some lady left her bag at the front of the line. I guess the SG didn't want to carry her bag through the line, so why not just leave it at the front of the line? I mean after all, all those signs on the wall/ceiling and announcements coming over the PA saying something to the effect of "Leaving your luggage unattended is prohibited" must mean nothing, right?

The nerve of these SG's...now they are messing with national security...

Monorail_Red wrote:I just remembered another...

SGT #6 (Sunday): No luggage may be left unattended. Period!

So I arrive at MCO, and I am about to check my luggage. Well, about half way through the line and employee says "Does this bag belong to anybody?" and again "Does this bag belong to anybody?" and one more time "Does this bag belong to anybody???" I was thinking to myself...maybe a lockdown?

Well some lady left her bag at the front of the line. I guess the SG didn't want to carry her bag through the line, so why not just leave it at the front of the line? I mean after all, all those signs on the wall/ceiling and announcements coming over the PA saying something to the effect of "Leaving your luggage unattended is prohibited" must mean nothing, right?

The nerve of these SG's...now they are messing with national security...

A few hours' detention and a strip search should cure her...

felinefan wrote:I still remember this one time when I was a conductor in the Calico Railroad at Knott's, this large family group was checking out the stagecoach on display, surrounded by signs warning not to climb in and to stay back from the cactus that was planted next to it. Three year old kid in the group got too close to cactus--parents weren't watching, of course--and the kid reaped the consequences of trying to handle cactus. The kicker was, after First Aid got there and took care of the kid, the parents and grandparents were like, cactus actually hurts when you touch it? Amazing how many guests think the plants are fake. Yes, I had several people ask me if the trees, plants, etc. were real or not.

I poked a cactus once, thinking it was fuzzy. It sure looked fuzzy. It wasn't fuzzy.

Mayonnaise wrote:I poked a cactus once, thinking it was fuzzy. It sure looked fuzzy. It wasn't fuzzy.

I saw a kid squeeze a prickly pear once. never again I bet.

drcorey wrote:I saw a kid squeeze a prickly pear once. never again I bet.

The worst one are cholla cactus. I swear I was 5' away from that damned thing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WRONG. :mad: