Stupid Guest Tricks

Confuscious says, "Man who sits on toilet is high on pot."

If you sit around doing nothing all day, how do you know when you're done?

BRWombat wrote:If you sit around doing nothing all day, how do you know when you're done?

Thats easy, its when your DW says she has a chore for you!

hehehehhehee

Why do we say that we clean UP but scrub DOWN?

turkeyham wrote:If a tree falls in a forest, would anyone hear it?

In order for something to be a sound, it needs a vibration, and a receiver. So, if the tree falls and there's nobody around to hear it, then no, it doesn't make a sound.

hhsrat wrote:In order for something to be a sound, it needs a vibration, and a receiver. So, if the tree falls and there's nobody around to hear it, then no, it doesn't make a sound.

But the word nobody implies that there are no people there, there could still be animals around and they would be the receivers of the sound. Now, because there are usually animals in a forest I will have to go with it does make a sound, unless you can prove that no animals were there.

Lasolimu wrote:But the word nobody implies that there are no people there, there could still be animals around and they would be the receivers of the sound. Now, because there are usually animals in a forest I will have to go with it does make a sound, unless you can prove that no animals were there.

Not to mention that other plants are able to receive vibrations.

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

turkeyham wrote:Where does your lap go when you stand up?

To Lapland.

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:To Lapland.

You mean where Santa is?