Re: Bathing Suit Season
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:22 pm
Well here is a SG story that is sure to make you laugh, or possibly become ill.
I believe it was our wedding trip, Bru will correct me if I'm wrong I hope. We were having lunch at the little cafe/counter service place at the Wilderness Lodge with our daughter and my sister in law.
We're sitting at the table, the place is relatively quiet because it was midday and most people were at the parks. A CM is dutifully wiping off a nearby table when in walks this, and there is no way to say this nicely, old dude in a speedo. Guy was probably late fifties, early sixties, and there was NOTHING between my abused corneas and his pasty white flesh other than that speedo. No towel, no t-shirt, no hat, NOTHING.
We are desperately trying to shield our kid from this site which is borderline obscene. That speedo was hugging curves that only a trained medical professional or spouse should be exposed to. The guy goes through the line and he’s at the little table where you get your plastic forks and napkins and such.
Our kid points at the man, and declares loud enough for everyone to hear, “THAT MAN’S GOT NAKED!!!!”
Well, we lost it. I don’t think anyone has ever laughed that hard as we all did at that table. The CM was laughing like crazy too, and after the man leaves (we don’t know if he actually heard her or not), she declares “OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES!”
None of us could believe a grown man could parade around in public like that, but our daughter’s line made seeing it all worth it.
I believe it was our wedding trip, Bru will correct me if I'm wrong I hope. We were having lunch at the little cafe/counter service place at the Wilderness Lodge with our daughter and my sister in law.
We're sitting at the table, the place is relatively quiet because it was midday and most people were at the parks. A CM is dutifully wiping off a nearby table when in walks this, and there is no way to say this nicely, old dude in a speedo. Guy was probably late fifties, early sixties, and there was NOTHING between my abused corneas and his pasty white flesh other than that speedo. No towel, no t-shirt, no hat, NOTHING.
We are desperately trying to shield our kid from this site which is borderline obscene. That speedo was hugging curves that only a trained medical professional or spouse should be exposed to. The guy goes through the line and he’s at the little table where you get your plastic forks and napkins and such.
Our kid points at the man, and declares loud enough for everyone to hear, “THAT MAN’S GOT NAKED!!!!”
Well, we lost it. I don’t think anyone has ever laughed that hard as we all did at that table. The CM was laughing like crazy too, and after the man leaves (we don’t know if he actually heard her or not), she declares “OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES!”
None of us could believe a grown man could parade around in public like that, but our daughter’s line made seeing it all worth it.