Stupid Guest Tricks

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:LOL!! :D:
I can see it now, they complain to City Hall that a Horse snotted at them because they were in the way.

"I've been slimed!"

hobie16 wrote:Replace the tigers with elephants. They'll either step on 'em or flog 'em with their trunks.

Replace them with alligators in a "SG petting pond" that way, there is no leftover mess, just some very chubby "tic-tocks"


hehehehhee

I think at the Animal Kingdom Park, they should have the vampire bat cage. You walk in, take a picture, get munched on by a bat, and whahhlah!

hobie16 wrote:Replace the horses with camels. They'll hawk a loogie at the SGs. :twisted:

Syndrome wrote:Replace the camels with tigers. They'll eat the SGs.

hobie16 wrote:Replace the tigers with elephants. They'll either step on 'em or flog 'em with their trunks.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Replace them with alligators in a "SG petting pond" that way, there is no leftover mess, just some very chubby "tic-tocks"

Didn't Jack Handey have a "deep thought" once about the scariest animal in the world being a shark riding an elephant -- just biting and trampling everything in its path? That'd work.

I think they should replace the horses with teams of SGs to work off their transgressions against society.

My favourite dumb CMT was the photopass lady standing there as the horse was coming south and then startled she jumped out of the way.

Tie to change subjects as that is the SGT rule that no thread goes on the topic for more than one week ro 20 post.

BRWombat wrote:Didn't Jack Handey have a "deep thought" once about the scariest animal in the world being a shark riding an elephant -- just biting and trampling everything in its path? That'd work.

hehehehe

wasn't there something about giving them guns or something?

much like arming bears!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:hehehehe

wasn't there something about giving them guns or something?

much like arming bears!

Isn't there something in the Second Amendment about the right to armed bears?

That reminds me of an old joke--what's the most dangerous animal in the world? A bluebird with a machine gun! Heard that one an a Fractured Flickers bit a long time ago--I understand now they're available on video.

Personally I think a frickin' shark with a frickin' laser beam on its head would be the most dangerous, but I didn't get to find out for sure because Zazu held out on me after claiming to have one.

Syndrome wrote:Personally I think a frickin' shark with a frickin' laser beam on its head would be the most dangerous, but I didn't get to find out for sure because Zazu held out on me after claiming to have one.

Oh, I got one, sure enough. You'll see, just wait!

Unless I have another senior moment just as I'm walking out the door again....