Stupid Guest Tricks

Zazu wrote:I have the details here on my reverence shelf (somewhere), be glad to look it all up if anyone cares.

(raises hand) I'm interested. Take your time though, don't go to any trouble to look it up just for me.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Hmmmmmmmmm

someone is spinning a tale!

It's a whale of a tale!

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:It's a whale of a tale!

Wasn't that Kirk Douglas that sang that???

hehehehehe

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Wasn't that Kirk Douglas that sang that???

hehehehehe

Yes. I swear by my tattoo. :p:

BRWombat wrote:Yes. I swear by my tattoo. :p:

There was Mermaid Minnie
Met her off of Madagascar
She would kiss me
Any time that I 'ld ask her
Then one day, the flame of love went out...

Blow me down and pick me up, she dumped me for a trout!

CBeilby wrote:There was Mermaid Minnie
Met her off of Madagascar
She would kiss me
Any time that I 'ld ask her
Then one day, the flame of love went out...

Blow me down and pick me up, she dumped me for a trout!

Reminds me of some 'O the wenches I have met in me travels!!!

hehehehehe

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Reminds me of some 'O the wenches I have met in me travels!!!

I have been to Singapore.

There was Typhoon Tessie, met her on the coast of Java
When we kissed I bubbled up like molten lava
Then she gave me the scare of my young life
Blow me down and pick me up!
She was the captain's wife