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DisneyMom
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by DisneyMom » Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:41 pm
Syndrome wrote:Oh God, Mr. Syndrome really freaked me out today. I was talking about Turkey Leg Pocket Woman and he informed me that she didn't stick it in a pocket...she actually stuck it down the front of her pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't have a clear shot to see it in the dark and I was behind Mr. Syndrome so I just assumed when I saw her groping that it was going in a pocket. Who the heck would want to risk hot, greasy turkey leg burns in that area? OUCH!! I don't think we're gonna beat that one this year.
felinefan wrote:Front of her pants? EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! :barf: :ewww: :puke2: :sick:
Hahaha........that would be one hard to explain if she needed treatment for the burns! :twisted:
:flybongo: NO BULL!!!!!:D:
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felinefan
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by felinefan » Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:45 pm
I was thinking of her pulling it out later and eating the rest of it!
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Big Wallaby
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by Big Wallaby » Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:01 pm
Syndrome wrote:Who the heck would want to risk hot, greasy turkey leg burns in that area? OUCH!! I don't think we're gonna beat that one this year.
You've heard of a Brazilian wax? She was going for the Kentucky wax.
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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:37 pm
Big Wallaby wrote:You've heard of a Brazilian wax? She was going for the Kentucky wax.
Wouldn't that be a Kentucky Grease job?
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:43 pm
hobie16 wrote:Wouldn't that be a Kentucky Grease job?
That sounds like she would show up on "Applachian Emergency Room!"
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Captain C
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by Captain C » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:07 pm
I hear the infamous Bender.
"Get a room!"
"We are in a room!"
"Then loose some weight!"
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Doctor McKey
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by Doctor McKey » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:26 pm
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Or AK safari flashbacks!
As a former Safari Driver... I must :bbbat: you!!
Note from Big Wallaby - This guy snorts pixie dust! Ask me for details...
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GRUMPY PIRATE
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:34 pm
Doctor McKey wrote:As a former Safari Driver... I must :bbbat: you!!
?? You OBVIOUSLY don't know about BW's "screaming kid" incident, of which I was referring.
I call upon the flying bongo to dispense justice too you!!
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Cranbiz
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by Cranbiz » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:40 pm
hobie16 wrote:Wouldn't that be a Kentucky Grease job?
Perhaps the Kentucky Fried Movie.
The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in....Film at 11.
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turkeyham
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by turkeyham » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:15 pm
That made me laugh. Some SG asked the turkey vendor if they sold churros on the cart. Chimichungas and turkey legs only. That would be rather gross seeing a cinnomon covered chimichunga. Too bad they got rid of the flavor dip sauces. :D:
