Contrary to popular belief, we do not want to eat your baby... (USH Story)

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Re: Contrary to popular belief, we do not want to eat your baby... (USH Story)

Post by DisneyMom » Fri May 02, 2008 10:05 am

SophiaHapgood wrote:Well, that Jaws figure was set up as a photo op for that same reason. Plus this is a close to newborn baby we're talking about here, not an adult! Just putting the child in this position could cause some serious brain damage never mind how unsafe it is. Not that I think you were meaning to defend the SG anyway :p:



Thanks a bunch! And believe me, that's just one of the higher ranking stories. I've got a nice lot of SGT and SCMT's hidden under my sleeve from my long overdrawn tenure with Mr. Mouse. :twisted:
Very Dangerous to put an infant in an area with unknown objects inside or could be dropped. Father will probably end up reported to CPS.... :mad:

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Re: Contrary to popular belief, we do not want to eat your baby... (USH Story)

Post by BRWombat » Fri May 02, 2008 11:45 am

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Argggh! I replied to the thread and didn't welcome??? I'm slipping in my old age.

:welcome: to :sgt: from :wallaby: and :wombat: , SophiaHapgood!!! :D: :D: :D:


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Re: Contrary to popular belief, we do not want to eat your baby... (USH Story)

Post by turkeyham » Fri May 02, 2008 1:11 pm

A few years back when I went to Disney Studios, we would take the backlot tour. Our favorite place to go was the prop room. I have pictures of my friend's kids being smashed by the steam roller. It was allot of fun. :D:



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Re: Contrary to popular belief, we do not want to eat your baby... (USH Story)

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Fri May 02, 2008 2:01 pm

BRWombat wrote:Argggh! I replied to the thread and didn't welcome??? I'm slipping in my old age.

:welcome: to :sgt: from :wallaby: and :wombat: , SophiaHapgood!!! :D: :D: :D:
Thats okay, we all have a slip of memory from time to ti....


err, what was I talking about?


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Re: Contrary to popular belief, we do not want to eat your baby... (USH Story)

Post by Randy B » Fri May 02, 2008 10:33 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Thats okay, we all have a slip of memory from time to ti....


err, what was I talking about?
RUM, of course. :D:

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Re: Contrary to popular belief, we do not want to eat your baby... (USH Story)

Post by joanna71985 » Mon May 05, 2008 3:39 pm

SophiaHapgood wrote:Hey there everyone, I thought I'd share a story a friend told me today since it qualifies as a major SGT.

I seriously think we should start considering requiring licenses to breed...
Wow! That is messed up!

This is why we tell guests that the character(s) can not hold their kids. Once I was with Pooh, and a lady asked if Pooh could hold her baby. Literally, and I mean literally, after I told her this she tripped, almost dropping her own baby. I really wanted to tell her "now, you see why they can't hold babies?". :rolleyes:


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Post by EeyoresButterfly » Mon May 05, 2008 7:09 pm

I hated it when people would try to get us to hold babies. Now do you really want to trust mouse with three fat fingers to hold your baby, or a little blue alien whose sole purpose on this earth is to destroy things? Common sense is a beautiful thing!


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Post by joanna71985 » Mon May 05, 2008 8:19 pm

Too bad guests leave it in their cars! :rolleyes:


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Post by Shorty82 » Tue May 06, 2008 12:51 am

joanna71985 wrote:Too bad guests leave it in their cars! :rolleyes:
Leave it in their cars? I don't think most SGs have any common sense to begin with. It is almost amazing how truly uncommon common sense is.


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Re: Contrary to popular belief, we do not want to eat your baby... (USH Story)

Post by SophiaHapgood » Tue May 06, 2008 2:55 am

joanna71985 wrote:Too bad guests leave it in their cars! :rolleyes:
Their common sense or their babies? :eek:



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