Best SG-isms

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

It would have been better to have a CM answer!!! like, "I cannot tell you that, my son"

[ktulu]

My favorite was when i was working at Test Track i had a lady come up to me in a thunderstorm and heres what happened:

Lady: How long is the wait?
Me: Im sorry test track is closed right now
Lady: Why?
Me: Because of the rain, and lightning
Lady: But why?
Me: Well as you can see behind me the track does go outside and it is a hazard to our guests.
Lady: oh, well what time is it going to stop?

Well, Mr. Iger is busy at a lunch meeting, word is it'll probably run long, and he's the one who tells us when to stop the rain. Feel free to come back by and ask when you see large amounts of people walking around without ponchos or umbrella's and water has stopped falling from the sky.

Or...

$lake is still about 3" low, once we've got that filled up the big guy will turn off the rain.

Guest: Oh, Mickey (or Iger if they have any clue)?

CM: Uh, no, God. *walks off*

[TourMan]

lol love it

[CMGUY89]

Best part is that I usually leave my squall coat inside and get put outside when it rains. So I run around trying to move ECVs and strollers out of the rain and under the overhang. Then people yell
"Why did you move my stroller? I bet you stole something!!!"

BTW You're Welcome...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

You should have some "you're welcome!!" post-it notes!!

[CMGUY89]

You should have some "you're welcome!!" post-it notes!!

I'm lucky if the managers will give me a no-strings book let alone post its! LOL

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I'm lucky if the managers will give me a no-strings book let alone post its! LOL

You should go to a stamp store and have a stamp made, then get some nice colored post-its and make your own!!

[Big Wallaby]

It would have been better to have a CM answer!!! like, "I cannot tell you that, my son"

Ooh, ooh, I would do that for you! Even have a Nextel to do it with! Although, I would feel very dirty afterward, pretending to be God. I just have the voice for it.

I'm lucky if the managers will give me a no-strings book let alone post its! LOL

Do you realize how hard it is to get a No Strings book? It's nearly impossible in buses.

I do, however, have one... can't say how...but I can tell you I am probably the only bus driver (beside one coordinator) to have a full book.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Ooh, ooh, I would do that for you! Even have a Nextel to do it with! Although, I would feel very dirty afterward, pretending to be God. I just have the voice for it.

Do you realize how hard it is to get a No Strings book? It's nearly impossible in buses.

I do, however, have one... can't say how...but I can tell you I am probably the only bus driver (beside one coordinator) to have a full book.

Thats what pouches are for!!!

[CMGUY89]

It's sad that they covet those "no strings". I know they are worried about abuse but come on. How are we supposed to fix things if we don't have them??? Sigh...