Stupid Guest Tricks

ICStupidPeople wrote:Great thread! I've never seen that board...maybe I should start reading that one instead of "others", it would probably keep my blood pressure a lot lower

...still wouldn't make me drink any less though...

(aah,a new drinking buddy :D: )

darph nader wrote:(aah,a new drinking buddy :D: )

A new, female drinking buddy. But you gotta watch out when your hands start wandering, she's married... I think...

ktulu wrote:(I'd settle for IFR though)...

That one is easy to get. (I Follow Roads) :D:

Big Wallaby wrote:A new, female drinking buddy. But you gotta watch out when your hands start wandering, she's married... I think...

No worries,I'm married also. And my hands are well mannered.
(my wife says I can "look" just don't gawk or drool)

darph nader wrote:No worries,I'm married also. And my hands are well mannered.
(my wife says I can "look" just don't gawk or drool)

Or point and yell out "Look at the juggs on that one, wooooooo hoooooo!"

ktulu wrote:So, you're a pilot as well as your wife?

In my dreams right now. Actually, I got to the point right before solo, and then had to quit, as I ran out of that green stuff that makes airplanes go. In fact, on my last flight, my instructor told me that had I had my medical card and test finished, he would have soloed me right there.

Oh, well. I'll get back into it... eventually... I have a few other things to do first, but flying is my drug. I call it that because it gets me high and costs a lot, and there's even a point where you come down off it. The key there is training, it doesn't have to be painful to come down off flight.

Liz wants to be a helicopter pilot, something much more complex than what I want to do (sounds about right).

Big Wallaby wrote:...but flying is my drug.

I saw a poster that read, "The Air, Like The Sea, Is A Harsh Mistress Only More So." The picture above the text showed a biplane stuffed into a tree.