Stupid Guest Tricks

Big Wallaby wrote:Geez, someone's obsessive! Actually, I've decided to learn to drink it with a smile so that when my parents come down in October, I can host them properly at Club Cool.

Hey, Shouldn't you be at work! :D:

A smile on my face is not exactly what happens, however, it is more of a neutral expression.

Cranbiz wrote:it is more of a neutral expression.

Still, your title says it all.

Actually, I'm thinking of ordering a case so that when I have company over I can offer it.

"Let's see, I have Coke, Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Cherry Vanilla Coke, and... ooh, look, I have a new Italian Coke called Beverly... Want to try it?

Big Wallaby wrote:Still, your title says it all.

Actually, I'm thinking of ordering a case so that when I have company over I can offer it.

"Let's see, I have Coke, Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Cherry Vanilla Coke, and... ooh, look, I have a new Italian Coke called Beverly... Want to try it?

Don't ask them. Just serve it. :twisted:

Nice one. :D:

darph nader wrote:Don't let board X hear about this,it'll go on for 18 pages.
"WHY"?
"WHEN"?
"ARE YOU SURE"? :mad:

And my favorite:
"Any chance it'll be open for my vacation on X date?"

David R wrote:And my favorite:
"Any chance it'll be open for my vacation on X date?"

Especially when "X date" is two weeks before the scheduled reopening. And then they ask "Is there any chance they'll open it early? How about soft openings?"

-Rob

Or my favorite (in park): Are you joking? They should have a sign!
Whats even better is when they ask about it at the old skyway station stroller parking. Then complain that we should have a sign, to which you reply "Why should there be a sign here? This isn't the Haunted Mansion. It's down that way on the right." :twisted: ;)

Rob562 wrote:Especially when "X date" is two weeks before the scheduled reopening. And then they ask "Is there any chance they'll open it early? How about soft openings?"

-Rob

Or on board X, Y, Z, A, B....: "I'm going to WDW from X date to Y date. Does anyone think that HM will be open by then? How about soft openings?"

I will explain to people, in sickening detail, why it cannot be opened early. I blame it all on scheduling and deployment. Basically I will tell them when the schedules come out and that the schedulers have to be notified at least a week before that date so they can bring the people back from wherever they have been redeployed to.

Secretly, I'm sometimes happy if something is down (IASW) but usually just tell my wife, "I guess we'll just HAVE to go back!" to which she replies "Yep!