Stupid Guest Tricks

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:I want a guest to demand to take them to the parking lot. So, the monorail takes them there and back and the CM reply, "You said to take you there, you said nothing about dropping you off there!" :twisted:

I *STILL* like the idea of dropping a few off at the parking lot. Heck, do it at the lowest point above the ground, it'll still make a lasting impression on the idea that it's an aerial parking tram.

Just remember, safety first. Give them a parachute as they board.

Big Wallaby wrote:Just remember, safety first. Give them a parachute as they board.

No, you need to give them a container of Pixie Dust. After all, it is Disney. :)

Really, do the Monorails really look like the parking trams?

Or reverse that question. Few years back we were on the parking tram and over heard a guest telling her kids to "Hold on, you don't want to fall off the monorail"

Best story ever about DL Mono:


They were closed for a couple of months recently for the Nemo construction,
so when they reopened it was the typical technical nightmare from simple
neglect to the trains during that period.

So this longtime Mono pilot gets stuck at greeter during an extended downtime
and this Grand Ca. Passhole goes up to him pulling the typical shit: "I booked at
the Grand just so I could I could have the convenience of the Monorail!
I demand a ride back to the hotel...rant rant rant... bitch bitch bitch..".

The pilot says: "I'm a letter carrier five days a week and I'm used to
walking about five miles a day. You should try it sometime!"

I haven't laughed that hard in months!!!

Driver_dylan wrote: I mean really, are these people so stupid that they can't tell the difference between a six car train that rides a cement beamway six to fifty feet above the ground; and a parking tram that rides in the area inside the parking lot.

I work at the Transportation and Ticket Center and daily I get asked by Guests who have just gotten off of the Parking Tram, "So now I get on that Tram *points to what they just got off* and it will take me to Magic Kingdom, right?" They know where the tram goes, they were Just On It. Why are they asking me this?

Oh, I had a lady a few days ago walk back to me from the monorails. I was near the ticket booths, and ask me which monorail would take her to Magic Kingdom. I pointed at the one that said 'Magic Kingdom' and told it was that one. She then said, "No, I don't want to go to the resorts." I said good, because that would require her to go on the one that said Resorts, not Magic Kingdom Express.