Stupid Guest Tricks

Wow, someone actually read my mind when posting this topic, dang things, they make a nice mess and of course always you see 10 to 20 of them all the time. Best thing is to smash them and toss them in the bins or trash cans, dustpan and broom are frequently around to pick up the annoying litter. :D:

Shocking news! Apparently the foods department is changing all their Dasani orders to normal twist caps like on sodas, effective sometime somewhat soon. At least, according to a foods guy who heard me going off on the 8 caps I found in one ride. :D:

AlpineDL wrote:Shocking news! Apparently the foods department is changing all their Dasani orders to normal twist caps like on sodas, effective sometime somewhat soon. At least, according to a foods guy who heard me going off on the 8 caps I found in one ride. :D:

Do not hold your breathe because that will only happen after some (hint, hint) cast member gets fired after hording the caps then dumping them someplace in a big pile.

"We are sorry but Rivers of America is closed due to the Dasani Caps Dam that appeared suddenly this morning."

mechurchlady wrote: "We are sorry but Rivers of America is closed due to the Dasani Caps Dam that appeared suddenly this morning."

LOL! Man the Beavers have nothing on those stupid caps. We were doing trash duty on the Canoe dock the other day, using paddles like a grabber to pull trash out of the river.

I always like the thought. "Do I come over to your house and leave trash everywhere? Then why do you do it here"

Stduck :twisted: : Do I come over to your house and leave trash everywhere? Then why do you do it here?

Guest : I ought to report you for that attitude, kids cover your ears! For your information that's what you get paid to do, don't you? Now which way to the Illinois Smith Ride?

mechurchlady wrote:Stduck :twisted: : Do I come over to your house and leave trash everywhere? Then why do you do it here?

Guest : I ought to report you for that attitude, kids cover your ears! For your information that's what you get paid to do, don't you? Now which way to the Illinois Smith Ride?

LOL Damn mechurchlady you can read my mind so nicely. :D:
There are days I wake up and pray guests will take their brain with them into the parks.

Stduck wrote:... There are days I wake up and pray guests will take their brain with them into the parks.

Aw, where's the fun in that??? Besides, if guests started taking their brains with them, we wouldn't have this great website!!! :D:

mechurchlady wrote:Stduck :twisted: : Do I come over to your house and leave trash everywhere? Then why do you do it here?

Guest : I ought to report you for that attitude, kids cover your ears! For your information that's what you get paid to do, don't you? Now which way to the Illinois Smith Ride?

Hate to break the bad news to ya folks but you are all GUESTS. That means you have certain moral responsibilities to clean up after yourself and not leave a mess. Just because I work here does not mean I am your maid. Grow up and use those great pieces of modern technology called TRASH CANS. At least give the trash to "PUSH". He loves that sort of stuff.
:steps off soap box: :hysteria:

AlpineDL wrote:Shocking news! Apparently the foods department is changing all their Dasani orders to normal twist caps like on sodas, effective sometime somewhat soon. At least, according to a foods guy who heard me going off on the 8 caps I found in one ride. :D:

That could possibly explain why our bottles have gone back to the normal ones. :) So maybe their is some truth to what you were told.

Hate to break the bad news to ya folks but you are all GUESTS. That means you have certain moral responsibilities to clean up after yourself and not leave a mess. Just because I work here does not mean I am your maid. Grow up and use those great pieces of modern technology called TRASH CANS

GUEST: who you think you are my mother, why I ought to report you for that surly attitude. As it so happens I have a BA in Science and know what a trash can is!!!!

At this point guest storms off while leaving a trail of trash.