Stupid Guest Tricks

32)a) Don't ask us the real reason why the ride broke down. We will confuse you by tell you what EXACTLY happened with the CORRECT terms.

i.e) "We had a cascade at b - lift!", "We had an Intrusion in Zone 9 Scene 6", "We got an APD of the 24 V breaker!", etc....

33. Pick up your own stroller. It's not my job to lift YOUR stroller onto or off of the tram. Don't yell at me or get all offended when I politely refuse to. :mad:

34) Please do not expect CM's to transfer your wheelchair bound person into the conveyance. Attractions cast members are trained to direct people - not to do the lifting. We're sorry if grandpa can't get out of his wheelie by himself; you be prepared to do the lifting and transferring (saving our backs for the next oaf who slips and falls on top of us in the loading area).

35) For your safety, we say, "please remain seated and keep your hands and arms inside the ---" for a reason. Don't get out of the car/boat/train anywhere inside the ride. Don't even get up off your seat until you get to the exit unless a CM directs you to do otherwise WHILE STANDING NEXT TO YOU INSIDE THE ATTRACTION. You think it would be funny to run around inside and take a souvinir off of a set. I have news for you - the rides are heavy machinery with motors that don't stop for anything. That water inside Pirates and Small World isn't as deep as it looks, and empty, the boats weigh around one ton. That will make your little "slip" into the flume an excuse for creating hamburger. There are 40' drops in areas of some attractions, and there are pits in others where people can drown and if the tower person doesn't happen to see it on one specific screen of the many monitors, no one will every know it (at least, not until the ride is drained for rehab and maintenance asks where that funny smell is coming from). What ever you may be tempted to do, STAY SEATED and don't get hurt. Your visit to Disneyland will be much more fun that way...

And make sure parents are watching their idiotic children. Anyone remember the time a child was at Storybook and reached out and got his finger severed on the deck? It's going to be awfully fun for the parents to see little Timmy wake up next morning and having to tell him his finger is at the bottom of Storybook lake where the fishies are mutilating it as they speak.

SoarWhoreCoCo wrote:34. DO NOT PUSH ANY BUTTONS AT AN ATTRACTION! Just cause it's blinking, looks pretty, or curiosity gets the best of you! You may KILL someone by starting up a ride. And don't act offended when you are screamed at for touching something you do not know anything about!

Wow, that happens? I mean, I know people are idiots, but to think that someone would try to start a ride??? My faith in humanity is lessening by the day.

36) It's called Snow White's SCARY adventure. So yes, it's scary, if you go on it and your child is crying at the end, don't get upset at me and don't look at me and say, 'wow, that ride is kind of scary' Duh, it's got scary in the title. Also, when you get off, don't say any of the following: Where's the prince? Where's the kiss? Where's Snow White? That's it! Where's the rest of the story? etc, etc It's only the scary parts people that's why it's called Snow White's SCARY adventure.


Okay, I think you can all tell where I worked at today.

The GOLDEN RULE: Always read your maps, show schedule, and ALL signage!! We don't want to repeat ourselves with questions that can be answered when you open your maps, show schedules, or any posted signage. That is what they are for!! READ THEM!!!

PirateJohn wrote:13) Saving spots for a couple of people using the potty is fine. Saving spots for five people riding Big Thunder Mountain is not.

13.a) Saving spots for one or to people of your party is o k, no biggie, but saving spots for like 20 people, there are going to be problems.

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:13.a) Saving spots for one or to people of your party is o k, no biggie, but saving spots for like 20 people, there are going to be problems.

Or how about 27 like I had once at Pirates?

Yeah, I made them all go back to the end of the line. Got a lot of kudos from the rest of the people in the line.

a little along the line of "Watch your kids!"

37. Cast Members working in childrens atrractions such as a playground, are not there as park provided babysitters. They cannot keep track of your child while you go off to one of the rides. Don't drop them off and expect them to still be at the same attraction half an hour later when you get back.

38. Be an example for your children. Pay attention & follow instructions.


(Oh and it is not cute when little Johnny (4yr. old) punches the attendant in the face, so don't get upset when she politely asks that your child leave the attaction!)