Stupid Guest Tricks

I must say that NOTHING beats the old Tiki costume... that was the best. Let's see here... Space was pretty cool if I was going for that 50's sci-fi look. And that little wite jacket with the Shoulder pads, what the hell.. Monorail.. that's a winner! Maroon polyester and the "Jacket" looked like something from Capt. EO in Maroon... why must Tomorrowland have shoulder pads in everything? The Current Columbia costume is pretty comfy, I think that's a new favorite... and the Twain, well It would be nice if I had a hat that fit

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What's the new costume? I did Columbia for 2 or 3 summers and would
always end up with that big oval tan on my neck-shoulders from the way
the shirt was cut.

speaking of, if you want to read a funny Columbia Costume story click
here:

http://weebledetelli.tripod.com/hijinks ... e/id2.html

It's the story at the end of the page.

I also remember Custodial costumes and what would happen when
women wore colored underwear. mmMMMmmm undergarments!

:pbjtime:

i have to say though, custodial needs to watch out how they wear their costume. i did already have to talk to a manager about one lady wearing a very thing white (of course) blouse and she never put on a bra. it was not good times coming back from lunch and having to see that.
so i think any costume as ugly as it might be can be worn with style.
just remember the underwear.
another funny story...
now we are also forbidden to wear thongs under neath the costume thanks to one of our tourguides who was wearing the plaid skirt and took a fall on mainstreet with her skirt coming over her head and her wearing a thong.
that's why our tours ar $49.00 a person --- dinner and a show!

mmmMMMmm tour guides in thongs.



:pbjtime:

i feel soo bad for the girls in critter country stores. as if the old costumes werent bad enough, the new ones are straight out of little house on the prairie.

the main street stores costume with the jacket (gray jacket/pants, red bowtie) makes the guys look like pee-wee herman. oh yeah, someone once told me i look like uncle marty from the movie "Problem Child" in my ID picture because i'm wearing the main street costume complete with red bowtie and i look like i'm really upset at something.

tourbunny wrote:now we are also forbidden to wear thongs under neath the costume thanks to one of our tourguides who was wearing the plaid skirt and took a fall on mainstreet with her skirt coming over her head and her wearing a thong.
that's why our tours ar $49.00 a person --- dinner and a show!

Speak for yourself, I was never informed of this new policy!

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That is a StupidGuestTricks Thong. You can buy em from this website and wear them under your costume. I would wear mine, but I don't wear underpants.

Tour Guides wearing this thong...

...is always appreciated!!!

I would wear mine

Weeble YOU NEVER BOUGHT ANYTHING FROM THE STORE!!!!!

Man....ODV Yellows....

You would do anything short of killing your supervisor to get into yellows if you were in the park. Especially if you peeved off someone and sensed you were about to be sentenced to Bear Country....in those ultra cool inch thick felt pants, boots that only fit people with cloven hooves, and a shirt that came from the twisted imagination of some fashion concious, color blind, paisley loving lumberjack.....oh...and those suspenders...

AND...Yellows attracted gnats from miles around.


Ahhhhh....Yellows....