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Re: Illiterate?
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 4:22 am
by Main Streeter
This is for you LegoDan :) Had a couple with 3 children come by Screamin today. Wife very nicely asks me were Lego Land is & how to get there. I begin my; "Lego Land is in Carlsbad. Take the 5 south" blah blah. The husband stops, looks @ me & states; "No Lego Land is here! I just saw it a few hrs. ago. What do you mean go the 5 south?" My mind is whirling & all was a blur until I realized the couple was refering to the DTD Lego store 
Some guests make me feel so sane ;)
Re: Illiterate?
Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 12:22 pm
by BRWombat
LiveWire wrote:seven out of five people have difficulty with math :D:
Just like I've always said: There are three types of people in the world, those who can do math and those who can't. :)
Re: Illiterate?
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 12:23 am
by PirateJohn
BRWombat wrote:Just like I've always said: There are three types of people in the world, those who can do math and those who can't. :)
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Re: Illiterate?
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 12:30 am
by Stduck
PirateJohn wrote:There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
LOL!!! That's great!
Re: Illiterate?
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:36 pm
by BRWombat
PirateJohn wrote:There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Hilarious! I'll have to quote that to my friends and claim it as my own. ;)
Re: Illiterate?
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 3:48 pm
by screnwriter
DLSweeper wrote:She replied "What? Are you saying that I can't read?" Tom said, "No, ma'am, you're telling me that."
Haha! I love that man! :D:
Guests LOVE to walk past a "Do Not Enter" sign. I guess they think the sign isn't supposed to mean them. I'd love to change all the signs to read, "
Stupid People Enter Here" Then they'd probably NOT climb over it, not wanting other people to see them entering thru 'their' designated entrance!
:twisted: