Dear SGs, Deodorant is NOT Optional! Just Back With A Lot oF SGTs!

[GaTechGal]

On the opposite side of the No Deodorant coin are those SGs that use WAY too much. It's usually those guys that actually think that Ax will attract women. My son says that at his Middle School, he can hardly stand to change in the boys locker room because of the haze of Ax. And don't even get me started on women that wear too much perfume. Just a little folks geesh.

[sarbah77]

On the opposite side of the No Deodorant coin are those SGs that use WAY too much. It's usually those guys that actually think that Ax will attract women. My son says that at his Middle School, he can hardly stand to change in the boys locker room because of the haze of Ax. And don't even get me started on women that wear too much perfume. Just a little folks geesh.

And let's combine that with the women who marinate in perfume before boarding a plane. Hi. Small flying metal tube. You don't smell ANY better than the unwashed undeoderanted guy I sat next to at the concert.

(Grumpy Pirate - it was a progressive metal show, so while I do cast stones about the guys who attend it, I should also note that I met my husband at one. However, he bathes often, loves deoderant, and avoids cologne. ;) )

[hobie16]

And seriously, aren't we glad birds that big don't fly overhead? ;)

Birdie birdie in the sky
Dropped some whitewash in my eye
Didn't laugh didn't cry
Gee I glad that cows don't fly

[Stripes]

This reminds me of a situation I once saw on Southwest Airlines. I was sitting up front so I could see the people as they were boarding. The last guy on was stopped by the flight attendant. I'm guessing they had purposely made him board last because of what happened next. She had a little conversation with him and handed him what appeared to be some sort of little hygiene kit and a Southwest Airlines t-shirt. He went into the front lav and came out in a few minutes wearing the shirt and (presumably) cleaner and smelling better. I was a little too far back to hear the conversation or catch any wafting scent but I'd guess it had to be bad to get him detained and forced to clean up and change.

I so wish Spirit would do this! Our last flight to WDW there were several fragrant flyers but there was one that prompted a flight attendant to break out the Febreeze. She went down the aisle, concentrated on the area around the offender and then left the bottle with the F/A covering that portion of the plane. We were all quite grateful for her efforts. :)

[Main Streeter]

And don't even get me started on women that wear too much perfume. Just a little folks geesh.

We have a CM on Main Street who overwhelms all. Nice person, but OMG the whifffff!!

[DLRP4Me]

I had one in front of me on Jurassic Park recently, it wasn't too bad until the drop at the end of the ride.

[Zazu]

Even Big Bird likes to travel, but apparently flightless birds need airline tickets :p:
And seriously, aren't we glad birds that big don't fly overhead? ;)

I seriously doubt that Big Bird would *fit* in the overhead....

[hobie16]

I seriously doubt that Big Bird would *fit* in the overhead....

No kidding. The bag was huge.

[turkeyham]

I know at the Resort hotels they sell deodorant. Wht can't Disney parks sell deodorant in their souvenier shops?

[Main Streeter]

Wht can't Disney parks sell deodorant in their souvenier shops?

Oh thanks Turkeyham! One more dang item in Market House to push. ;)