Not Always Right

[Disneyguy85]

Yeah I love that site, its great.

[BRWombat]

I wonder if we should copy over some of the better stories from here to that site... Expose a wider audience to the wonder of Stupid Guests at Disney.

I was thinking the same thing -- GuestJockey's wonderfully insane guest at Lost & Found would be a great start!

Don't you have people to prosecute ??

Exactly!! I hate it when my job interrupts my internet surfing. :D:

[Lasolimu]

I was thinking the same thing -- GuestJockey's wonderfully insane guest at Lost & Found would be a great start!

That is a classic(is it sad that a story that isn't even 1 year old is considered a classic?).

[accioetoile]

there was one recently that took place in Anaheim, right around the corner from a theme park:

Lost Within A Hundred Feet Of Paradise
Hotel | Anaheim, CA

Guest: “I need you to put [theme park] into my GPS.”

Me: “Sir, it’s right around the corner. We even have a free shuttle that’ll take you over.”

Guest: “No, I want to DRIVE. Just put the coordinates into my GPS.”

Me: “Well, sir, it’s probably already a landmark in your GPS, but as I said, you just have to go out of the parking lot and turn right. The parking structure is just across the way there.”

Guest: “I need exact directions! Put the location into my GPS!”

Me: “Sir, I assure you, it’s already in your GPS. If you’d like, I can also provide you with a map. See?”

(I show him a pre-printed paper map that indicates the parking structure is literally across the street.)

Guest: “I want the park put into my GPS!”

Me: “Sir, I promise you that the park is in your GPS already, unless it’s a very cheap unit.”

Guest: “It came with my BMW rental!”

Me: “Then it’s in there, I promise you.”

Guest: “No, it’s not! Come out to my car and put it in!”

Me: “Sir, I can’t leave the desk, but if you bring the unit in, I will find the location for you.”

Guest: “Fine!”

(He leaves, and then returns with a high-end GPS unit.)

Guest: “Here!”

(I take the unit and call up the landmarks menu. Sure enough, there’s the park.)

Me: “Here it is, sir.”

Guest: *looks at the GPS unit* “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME IT WAS AROUND THE D*** CORNER?!”

[hobie16]

Guest: *looks at the GPS unit* “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME IT WAS AROUND THE D*** CORNER?!”

Doh!

[darph nader]

Exactly!! I hate it when my job interrupts my internet surfing. :D:

I know how you feel. I used to hate when my job interfered with my drinking.
Now I wouldn't mind it all. :(