Hat Smash Idiot

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Hat Smash Idiot

Post by Sarah Magdalene » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:19 pm

Story from an attendant I know:

He just closed the line for Lilo and Stitch when a man and his family came up requesting to see them. After having explained that the two were done for the day, the father of this clan starts to shout every expletive you can imagine. Attendant leaves with the characters and then comes out a few minutes later, only to find the man still there (minus family) - the guy again, goes on a tangent, then calling him every insult in the book and then proceeds to step up to the attendant and rip off the hat he was wearing, throw it on the ground then stomp and jump all over it - yelling and swearing some more. At this point, the attendant could not help but be amused and just stand there and snicker at this idiot. Idiot Dad sees this and says, "You think you are a wise guy?!" (or something to that effect) and then takes the hat and chucks it into the nearby bushes. With a big grin, the attendant waves and chuckles loudly, "HAVE A NICE DAY!" Waving to the Idiot as he storms off.


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Re: Hat Smash Idiot

Post by hobie16 » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:57 pm

Good work. My mantra when faced with a dolt of any type is, "Don't engage, don't engage." It really pisses them off.


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Post by joanna71985 » Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:44 am

Wowzers! That guy was insane! :eek:

Good for the attendant to keep his cool though.


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Re: Hat Smash Idiot

Post by mickeyjohn » Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:21 pm

It is hard to comprehend that a grown up man would get that mad at the fact he couldn't see Lilo and Stitch. Anger issues? He must be a real joy to hang out at parties with. He is probly that drunk guy who doesn't get out much.



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Post by Syndrome » Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:02 pm

hobie16 wrote:Good work. My mantra when faced with a dolt of any type is, "Don't engage, don't engage." It really pisses them off.
It's even better if you add, "Laugh like hell. Laugh like hell." Sends 'em ballistic!



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Re: Hat Smash Idiot

Post by darph nader » Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:53 pm

So this guy was pissed b/c he couldn't see Lilo & Stitch???
Wouldn't haven't broken my heart none.
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Re: Hat Smash Idiot

Post by Disneyguy85 » Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:10 pm

That's a really funny story!

Stomping on someone's hat out of anger sounds like something that would happen in Warner Bros. cartoon!



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Re: Hat Smash Idiot

Post by joanna71985 » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:20 pm

mickeyjohn wrote:It is hard to comprehend that a grown up man would get that mad at the fact he couldn't see Lilo and Stitch. Anger issues? He must be a real joy to hang out at parties with. He is probly that drunk guy who doesn't get out much.
Oh believe me, there are plenty of adults who become mad if the line for the character is closed. In fact, they usually are worse then the kids!


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Re: Hat Smash Idiot

Post by hobie16 » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:57 pm

This may be the hat stomper on his way home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVSbBV21O-o


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Re: Hat Smash Idiot

Post by Sidhe » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:35 am

A New Englander born and raised, I'm thinking the man in the video is from the Northeast! LOL.

I'd have been concerned that the hat stomper would have turned that violence on the CM. Those sorts of people need to be ushered out. Period.



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