Today's Before Coffee Thought
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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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Lasolimu
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Re: Today's Before Coffee Thought
*Bad Joke Alert - You have been warned*
A customer walks into a vacuum store to complain about his new vacuum.
Service Person: "How can I help you today?"
Customer: "I am not happy with this vacuum and would like to return it."
SP: "What seems to be the problem? We'll see if we can get it working."
Customer: "It sucks."
A customer walks into a vacuum store to complain about his new vacuum.
Service Person: "How can I help you today?"
Customer: "I am not happy with this vacuum and would like to return it."
SP: "What seems to be the problem? We'll see if we can get it working."
Customer: "It sucks."
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yeah, and the air compressor business really blows...Lasolimu wrote:*Bad Joke Alert - You have been warned*
A customer walks into a vacuum store to complain about his new vacuum.
Service Person: "How can I help you today?"
Customer: "I am not happy with this vacuum and would like to return it."
SP: "What seems to be the problem? We'll see if we can get it working."
Customer: "It sucks."
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darph nader
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An article in todays paper says that the local refuse companys were down in the dumps. 
Beer....The reason I get up every,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,afternoon.
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Lasolimu
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That stinks.darph nader wrote:An article in todays paper says that the local refuse companys were down in the dumps.
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The cemetery business is a good investment as people are dying to get in.
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
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Dentistry doesn't pay as well as you think--dentists are living a hand-to-mouth existance.
Veterinary services have no trouble staying in business--it's raining cats and dogs. Last time I went to my vet, I stepped in a poodle. :D:
Veterinary services have no trouble staying in business--it's raining cats and dogs. Last time I went to my vet, I stepped in a poodle. :D:
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Lasolimu
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My freshman year in college, there was someone in one of my classes studying to be a dentist, I just barely held back the question, "Do they teach you to ask about your patients personal lives while you have your hands in their mouths, or does it just come naturally?"felinefan wrote:Dentistry doesn't pay as well as you think--dentists are living a hand-to-mouth existance.
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Did you see that screamingly funny part of "Bill Cosby--Himself" when he describes a visit to the dentist? ROTFL!
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Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?".....then it hits me.