"Thith ith retarded"

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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:25 am

I seem to remember that when we bought some mickey bars, they were hard as rocks and REALLY cold, we had to wait a few minutes before munching them.

I can't imagine that cold of a thing on my feet, socks or no socks! poor kid!

and then when it melted. sticky chocolate and ice cream! :eek:


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by JugglingFreak » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:31 pm

Yeah, you got one from the dry ice cart. (Any outdoor vendors, please, correct me if I'm wrong). I think there are two types of freezer carts; one kind is electric and one is loaded with dry ice.

The dry ice carts freeze everything to the point of being able to use them as lethal weapons..


At least that's what I was told by a vendor..


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by Lasolimu » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:49 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I seem to remember that when we bought some mickey bars, they were hard as rocks and REALLY cold, we had to wait a few minutes before munching them.

I can't imagine that cold of a thing on my feet, socks or no socks! poor kid!

and then when it melted. sticky chocolate and ice cream! :eek:
Maybe they put them in the shoes to warm them up to be edible faster and forgot about them. And maybe they like the sticky squishy feeling in their shoes.


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Post by darph nader » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:54 pm

JugglingFreak wrote:Yeah, you got one from the dry ice cart. (Any outdoor vendors, please, correct me if I'm wrong). I think there are two types of freezer carts; one kind is electric and one is loaded with dry ice.

The dry ice carts freeze everything to the point of being able to use them as lethal weapons..


At least that's what I was told by a vendor..
So if I buy a rock hard ice cream to use as a weapon,can I get a discount? :twisted:


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by Lasolimu » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:56 pm

darph nader wrote:So if I buy a rock hard ice cream to use as a weapon,can I get a discount? :twisted:
I suppose that would probably depend on who you were going to use it on.


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by ktulu » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:09 pm

darph nader wrote:So if I buy a rock hard ice cream to use as a weapon,can I get a discount? :twisted:
It is a dual purpose snack, therefore it is twice the price.


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Post by darph nader » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:39 pm

Lasolimu wrote:I suppose that would probably depend on who you were going to use it on.
Well doy,a stupid guest of course. :D:

You're not helping here ktulu. :mad:


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Post by Syndrome » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:05 pm

ktulu wrote:It is a dual purpose snack, therefore it is twice the price.
And if you get blood on it after pummeling an SG with it, you simply eat the evidence. No weapon, no conviction.



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Post by Sarah Magdalene » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:11 pm

How exactly does one get an ice cream bar in your shoe and still have it fit?


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by ktulu » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:15 pm

Sarah Magdalene wrote:How exactly does one get an ice cream bar in your shoe and still have it fit?
Do I really need to show you?


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