A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture.
Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows to the ground. But, the bulls just sway in the wind and continue eating. When the wind quiets down, the cows stand up, brush off the dirt, and start eating again. A bit later, one cow looks up just in time to see a tornado tearing through the pasture fence. The tornado knocks the cows every which way, but the bulls just rock back and forth as they are buffeted.
When the cows get back on their feet and pick the straw out of their hide, they all walk over to the bulls. One cow says, "Why do we cows get knocked over by wind but you bulls keep standing?"
The two bulls laugh and reply, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."
Over Heard On The Farm
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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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GRUMPY PIRATE
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Re: Over Heard On The Farm
interesting
how do they dust themselves off after the wind, and pick the straw out after the tornado?
do they use their teeth?
how do they dust themselves off after the wind, and pick the straw out after the tornado?
do they use their teeth?
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Re: Over Heard On The Farm
Grumpy, Grumpy Grumpy, you are obviously a city boy. They beat the dust out of their coats with their long tails, and pick out the straw with their cloven hooves.GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:interesting
how do they dust themselves off after the wind, and pick the straw out after the tornado?
do they use their teeth?
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Re: Over Heard On The Farm
Oh brother. That's pretty good corey,,hammy,,but good.
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Re: Over Heard On The Farm
Corey....I am wiping tears from my eyes!!! This joke is so corny, but, boy, did it make me laugh!!! (and hubby laughed, too - that's saying a lot).
Thanks!!!
PS - Happy Labor Day to all!!! (and to all a good night)
Thanks!!!
PS - Happy Labor Day to all!!! (and to all a good night)
Re: Over Heard On The Farm
no sweat.DragonFox98 wrote:Corey....I am wiping tears from my eyes!!! This joke is so corny, but, boy, did it make me laugh!!! (and hubby laughed, too - that's saying a lot).
Thanks!!!
PS - Happy Labor Day to all!!! (and to all a good night)
Corey
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