Return Of The Pants Guy
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Return Of The Pants Guy

Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
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Re: Return Of The Pants Guy
This guy should just hit himself in the head with a hammer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it'll feel so good when he stops.
Beer....The reason I get up every,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,afternoon.
Re: Return Of The Pants Guy
Remember, folks, he was somebody's little boy once--what the heck did they do to that kid to make him think he could get his own way in everything? Spoiled brat....
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Re: Return Of The Pants Guy
Ahhhhhh, the new philosophy-
If you are unhappy about something, no need to suck it up. Sue.
Get AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE for free. If what you desire is not free, complain that it is inadequate.
If you have to wait for anything, it must be blamed on the first person you see. If they don't see things your way, blame whoever else you see next. Complain Loudly and Bully your way to the front. Demand that everyone STOP what they are doing until you are satisfied. Complain about everyone's plot against you to the Supervisor.
Employees who ask you to follow the Rules (especially about Privacy and Safety) are just psychos abusing their tiny little bit of Power.

If you are unhappy about something, no need to suck it up. Sue.
Get AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE for free. If what you desire is not free, complain that it is inadequate.
If you have to wait for anything, it must be blamed on the first person you see. If they don't see things your way, blame whoever else you see next. Complain Loudly and Bully your way to the front. Demand that everyone STOP what they are doing until you are satisfied. Complain about everyone's plot against you to the Supervisor.
Employees who ask you to follow the Rules (especially about Privacy and Safety) are just psychos abusing their tiny little bit of Power.



:flybongo: NO BULL!!!!!:D:
Re: Return Of The Pants Guy
DisneyMom wrote:Ahhhhhh, the new philosophy-
If you are unhappy about something, no need to suck it up. Sue.
Get AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE for free. If what you desire is not free, complain that it is inadequate.
If you have to wait for anything, it must be blamed on the first person you see. If they don't see things your way, blame whoever else you see next. Complain Loudly and Bully your way to the front. Demand that everyone STOP what they are doing until you are satisfied. Complain about everyone's plot against you to the Supervisor.
Employees who ask you to follow the Rules (especially about Privacy and Safety) are just psychos abusing their tiny little bit of Power.
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Now that is probably what a real SG thinks when they enter the park as they leave their brain at the Main Gate. *giggle*
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Re: Return Of The Pants Guy
Purpura wrote:Now that is probably what a real SG thinks when they enter the park as they leave their brain at the Main Gate. *giggle*
The error in your reasoning is believing they had a brain to begin with.
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Re: Return Of The Pants Guy
Maybe Disney should add a Mental Floss cart.TdcOgre wrote:The error in your reasoning is believing they had a brain to begin with.
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Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
Re: Return Of The Pants Guy
I can see it "Are SG dumber than a 5th grader?" The SG have to answer a simple "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" Jeff Foxworthy will ask the questions. If the SG answers it wrong, they must leave Disney property quickly. :D:
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I only subscribe to two magazines: Mental Floss and Reason.hobie16 wrote:Maybe Disney should add a Mental Floss cart.
On a separate note- This is my 100th post to SGT. I've been trying to catch up to GRUMPY PIRATE but I don't think it'll happen. He has a rum-powered PC.
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