Public Urination

[Zazu]

And tell you what maybe we should follow them home and pee behind their couch.

And you think that folks like that would *notice* a wee bit more wee in their living room?

[CujoSR]

At a park in long beach today I saw a family let their 5 year old pee on the horseshoe backstop when the bathrooms were a hundred feet away. Of course this is the same family that a a caught a man holding his woman down on the ground while punching her in the face. I'll be damned if I ever go back there. BTW the woman was ok after someone else pulled him off of her. Not sure what happened after the police arrived.

[turkeyham]

My next door neighbor is a Long Beach cop. Maybe I can find out from him.

It's 1:48 am and I stubbed my toes on the toilet.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

My next door neighbor is a Long Beach cop. Maybe I can find out from him.

It's 1:48 am and I stubbed my toes on the toilet.

Well, next time don't put them in there!!!

hehehehhehee

thats what bathtubs are for!!!

[Switchbeam 9]

And you think that folks like that would *notice* a wee bit more wee in their living room?

Would be noticed like pissing an an ocean of piss.

Had the displeasure of going into some of these houses. =/

[Amphigorey]

On my College Program, my first night in my apartment at Vista Way, one of my roommate's friends got completely smashed and ended up spending the night on our couch.

He peed on the couch.

A grown man PEED ON MY COUCH.

And then didn't apologize for it or even offer to clean it. I read him the riot act, and he grudgingly offered to replace our ruined couch cushion with one from his apartment. I did not take him up on his offer, as I expected that a cushion from his couch would also have been covered in grown man pee.

Fortunately, we got management to come in and clean. I don't remember if the cushion got replaced or not.

Yep. My first night at Vista Way.

[turkeyham]

I would had made the dude buy you a new couch.

In my condo complex we have a large pool and a small pool.
One year the pool man filed a complaint with the city. He mentioned in this complaint that our complex had problems with kids peeing in the main pool.
I saw someone come out from our city and drop green dye into the main pool. This showed lots of urine in the pool. Our pool was drained and went through an acid wash. We have a new law here. If any kid or adult is caught peeing in the pool, there is a $5,000 fine. That is for draining the pool, cleaning the pool with acid and filling it back up.

For me, I don't go swimming. I try to stay away from that sport. I am allergic to chlorine.

[ktulu]

Where does one get this magic dye to test for urine? I know there are urban legends about it (http://www.snopes.com/science/poolpiss.asp), and having helped my Dad take care of a pool growing up I always thought it would be cool to get something like that, if it in fact existed.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

AS far as I know, it dosn't exist. I think a sample of water is taken and they run some chem tests on it. (a friend of DW's owns a pool shop, and they clean pools) you should hear some of her stories! (Ewwwwww!)

Remids me of the time we were undergoing water survival training. We were at a very large indoor ppol, and one of the guys in my class was always the one to make silly jokes at inappropriate tims.

So with the help of the instructor, when we were all floating at the deep end of the pool (had to float for about an hour), we had him make an announcement that there would be no peeing, because the indoor pool was trated with a chemical that turns red when it comes in contact with urine.

One of our other classmates had some experience at swimming underwater for good distances, so we got a bottle of "rit" red dye, and attached some duct tape, he then swam underwater, attached to the back of his lifevest, and opened it!!

hehehehhehehe

(the guys nickname through the rest of the training was "redcloud")

hehehehehe

[turkeyham]

Lowes and Leslie's pool supplies. Also try Home Depo. Our pool has it.