Sordid Sexual Encounters (Warning: Explicit Content!!)

dannydp · Post by **dannydp** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:07 pm

Sweetums wrote:Well I have to admit that 70% of my "Disney Action" happened at MuppetVision 3D. (The Sweetums Greenroom a.k.a. the love den has always had the repuation of being a haven for carnal encounters.) -So the most interesting place I've ever done it was doggystyle with my girlfriend (at the time) behind the projection screen, second tier of the catwalks, inbetween the speakers.
What's so kinky about it? When you're behind the screen, you can see all of the audience, but they can't see you. 8)
It's kind of a rush to see 500 people wearing 3D glasses watch you doin' it.

Thats what you think :)

I can see it now "Disneyland porn leaked on the internet" :)

Sweetums · Post by **Sweetums** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:28 pm

I can see it now "Disneyland porn leaked on the internet"

I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet! There's alot of illegal photos of cast members backstage doing 'Heaven knows what' that are in circulation. All it would take would be for someone to host the site. Does anyone remember how fast "Flash Mountain" became popular?

screnwriter · Post by **screnwriter** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:22 pm

Sweetums wrote:
I can see it now "Disneyland porn leaked on the internet"
I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet! There's alot of illegal photos of cast members backstage doing 'Heaven knows what' that are in circulation. All it would take would be for someone to host the site. Does anyone remember how fast "Flash Mountain" became popular?

I've wondered about this. A few years ago, I came across a Snow White signing autographs, and as she leaned over, her AMPLE cleavage was exposed to me. Would make for an interesting Disney web site, now wouldn't it?

I've heard of lots of interesting nookie going on in Parades. Two fellows got caught having Clinton style relations INSIDE the back of a parade float DURING break time behind Main Street IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. Actually, they got away with it, but bragged to friends and an investigation resulted in them copping to the deed.

Also, a Fantasmic! couple (surprise! a boy and a girl!) were said to have shared their loins on the island during rehearsals back in '92. Stupid me, my girlfriend and I were in Fantasmic! in '97 and we used to walk to the island before most of the rest of the cast. We could EASILY have scored a major boom-boom before anyone showed up, and with no one else the wiser...

Sweetums · Post by **Sweetums** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:15 am

The closest I ever got to getting caught was when I was having a fling with a girl in the shower of the men's locker room at the toy box. The toy box was the nickname given to the parade facility at Disney/MGM during the run of the Toy Story Parade. The good thing about the showers in there is that they have doors that lock on the way into the shower. Great privacy! However, after we finished and turned off the water, we heard voices in the locker room. In order to sneak her out, I had to stuff her in one of those huge black character costume bags and throw her over my shoulder to get her out of the room without being seen. Luckily, no one noticed or said anything. Those black bags sure come in handy!

Weeble · Post by **Weeble** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:44 pm

Time for a new sordid story

I was working the Mark Twain one fine summer day when my GF at the time came by for a visit. The boat was unloading and I was in the wheelhouse. She came up and we chatted as the boat continued to unload, which can take 5 minutes or so. Once I was ready to spiel to the new crowd of about 200 guests on the dock, I grabbed the mic and walked to the window. As you may or may now know, the window is at about midchest level, so they can't see from the belly down. As I started my spiel....ZIP....at first I considered shortening the spiel so that I may enjoy these oral favors, but then I realized....naw, just keep spieling! And so I did. Good times, good times. She barely made it off the boat in time!

Sweetums · Post by **Sweetums** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 4:16 pm

Yeah, baby! That's what I'm talkin' about! If only the guests and upper management knew what goes on in the parks on a day-to-day basis.
Actually, I know a staging assistant who did it with a manager behind the MuppetVision screen too. (Popular place, wait your turn.) So on some sort of level,...they know.

coldfire409 · Post by **coldfire409** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:40 pm

After this one incident I decided that I wasn't going to have sex with anybody that I worked with again. This also happened when I worked at Space Mountain but there was this one place at the Mountain that nobody would go.

There were 3 of us that were in the mood for a little sex and it was after park closing. We decided to go to the air handler room and it was a great place. We all preformed oral sex on eachother and had a great time doing it. Now we all ended up having sex with eachother after but it was at one persons home. Needless to say after about a month everybody at the mountain found out because one guy involved couldn't keep his mouth closed. The other two of us that kept quiet about it had sex in many other places including the story I have posted earlier in this thread, but the next grad night we did more than just give eachother handjobs in the training room.

GMC · Post by **GMC** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:50 am

After one of my lead's b-day parties i became known as a man-slut, and long jons (lj for short) because while at the party I, at my drunkest hour, stripped down to my unders (long jons and an athletic shirt) which was, now that i think of it, probly very revealing, and then throught the party allowed myself to be grouped fondled, and otherwise molested, but just about anyone, and then drove a skipper home, and engaged in sex, it was fun, but the aftermath was terrible, i'm still living down my reputation. Stduck, if anyone is easy, according to indy, it's me. (i told someone why you wanted to kill me after you'd seen me closing fast pass, and they turned around and asked "doesn't she know you're reputation?" we laughed, this was like the same week as all of the above.)

Stduck · Post by **Stduck** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:34 am

Any you give me shit for my jokes! -throws her concrete duck at him- Someday GMC I will hurt you.

Scream162 · Post by **Scream162** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:48 am

That's just a threat, GMC. Don't worry... she won't do jack. 8)