The Hornbill and the Knife

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Re: The Hornbill and the Knife

Post by hobie16 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:27 am

felinefan wrote:Take it easy, Zazu, and don't worry, I'm sure the feathers they had to pluck will grow back soon. :D: :p:
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Re: The Hornbill and the Knife

Post by Notatourist » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:49 am

First off, Zazu-I'm so happy you're good. I have been having great blood test results and hope to be done with chemo soon.

Hospital stories...while in recovery from the surgery before this one, I had the recovery nurse look at me as I woke up, ask me how I was feeling, then promptly pass out. Turns out he was having a medication reaction and they took him out...

What a way to wake up, eh?


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Re: The Hornbill and the Knife

Post by DisneyMom » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:05 pm

Notatourist wrote:First off, Zazu-I'm so happy you're good. I have been having great blood test results and hope to be done with chemo soon.

Hospital stories...while in recovery from the surgery before this one, I had the recovery nurse look at me as I woke up, ask me how I was feeling, then promptly pass out. Turns out he was having a medication reaction and they took him out...

What a way to wake up, eh?
How Scary Notatourist! :eek:

It is a benefit of working in the Hospital that you will have immediate help if you fall over :rolleyes:


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Re: The Hornbill and the Knife

Post by ktulu » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:11 pm

Jill and I have a really good one.

She has *just* gotten out of surgery for her c-section with Paige. They were getting ready to move her to her normal room, and the nurse went to lower her. This wasn't a normal hospital bed, the raise/lower part was just some hydraulics. Well, when she went to lower her, she just dropped her. Then said nothing.

We did though...


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Re: The Hornbill and the Knife

Post by Zazu » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:35 pm

DisneyMom wrote:Glad to hear that you came through surgery safely and are now home :)
Did Dr. order a stool softener with pain med? Narcotics=CONSTIPATION :eek:
No, he didn't, but that's not a symptom I have -- rather the opposite.
Make sure you get enough fluids but NO RUM ;)
So true about drinking the right fluids! Did you know that Diet Dr. Pepper makes your pee look like strawberry Kool-Ade? :koolade:


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Re: The Hornbill and the Knife

Post by Zazu » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:37 pm

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:Well, we want to hear the Stupid Hospital Stories!
Yeah, I figured as as much. I'll start a new thread for them.


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Re: The Hornbill and the Knife

Post by Zazu » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:38 pm

felinefan wrote:Take it easy, Zazu, and don't worry, I'm sure the feathers they had to pluck will grow back soon. :D: :p:
It ain't the *feathers* I'm worried about!

Yeah, it's the two "I" words and the "K" word.


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Re: The Hornbill and the Knife

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:44 pm

Zazu wrote:No, he didn't, but that's not a symptom I have -- rather the opposite.


So true about drinking the right fluids! Did you know that Diet Dr. Pepper makes your pee look like strawberry Kool-Ade? :koolade:

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Re: The Hornbill and the Knife

Post by kurtisnelson » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:21 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:what would it look like if you drank strawberry kool-ade?
Diet Dr. Pepper of course!


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Re: The Hornbill and the Knife

Post by darph nader » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:24 pm

Zazu wrote:Yeah, I figured as as much. I'll start a new thread for them.
Let us know. I've got a few, (about myself :( )


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