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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:46 pm
Syndrome wrote:Hell no, I just read a good one on Board X. Highlight below to read it:
Did you hear that they're going to recycle Michael's body into garbage bags? Just like in life, he'll be white, plastic, and dangerous to little kids.
You've opened the flood gates:
WalMart is having a sale in honor of Michael Jackson. Boy's underware, half off.
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by drcorey » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:59 pm
a local deli has a sandwich honoring him,
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
Edit by CujoSR: I appreciate the spoiler tags on this one please.
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by darph nader » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:12 pm
I have to leave now. My mommy is calling me.
Beer....The reason I get up every,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,afternoon.
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by lady ulrike » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:24 am
hobie16 wrote:You've opened the flood gates:
WalMart is having a sale in honor of Michael Jackson. Boy's underware, half off.
Ok, I got this one in a text today. And this one is definitely not for the easily offended.
When Farrah Fawcett reached the pearly gates, God said she could have 1 wish, so she wished for all the children in the world to be safe. God promptly killed Michael Jackson.
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by CujoSR » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:08 am
Bwa ha ha! I love that one! Stealing and reposting!
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by darph nader » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:41 am
lady ulrike wrote:Ok, I got this one in a text today. And this one is definitely not for the easily offended.
When Farrah Fawcett reached the pearly gates, God said she could have 1 wish, so she wished for all the children in the world to be safe. God promptly killed Michael Jackson.
i like it :twisted: Beer....The reason I get up every,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,afternoon.
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by BRWombat » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:45 am
You are sick, twisted individuals.
No wonder I feel at home here. :D:
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:11 am
I gotta admin, Lady Ulrike's joke has got to be the top one so far!!
hehehehehheee
I did hear a comment from one of the talking heads yesterday on HLN or CNN, (don't remember which) that said Michael Jackson effectively put down the revolution in Iraq.
:pirateflaARRRRRRR YA DOIN'?
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by hobie16 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:25 am
lady ulrike wrote:Ok, I got this one in a text today. And this one is definitely not for the easily offended.
When Farrah Fawcett reached the pearly gates, God said she could have 1 wish, so she wished for all the children in the world to be safe. God promptly killed Michael Jackson.
Very very good!!!
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
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