The Hornbill and the Knife

Mayonnaise · Post by **Mayonnaise** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:06 am

Incredibly late to the party here, so I apologize for going ON topic...

Sounds like you've got some great doctors... at least, great bedside manners. Hope everything turns out well for you Zazu! *Prayers.*

Now back to your regularly scheduled off-topic-ness.

Look! Squirrel!

8^P

Whazzup · Post by **Whazzup** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:58 pm

Hey Zazu - I saw your and SWMBO's pictures on the other board last night. Looks like you were enjoying yourselves.

Zazu · Post by **Zazu** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:17 pm

Whazzup wrote:Hey Zazu - I saw your and SWMBO's pictures on the other board last night. Looks like you were enjoying yourselves.

"It's what I do. It's what I live for!"

Whazzup · Post by **Whazzup** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:36 pm

Any idea how long the recuperative period might be after your surgery? Hopefully you'll be back on the wine and dine circuit within weeks if not days afterwards.

Zazu · Post by **Zazu** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:12 pm

Whazzup wrote:Any idea how long the recuperative period might be after your surgery? Hopefully you'll be back on the wine and dine circuit within weeks if not days afterwards.

My doctors think I should be able to return to work in a couple of weeks. Then I explained it was 1/4 mile hike to the nearest restroom and my breaks often come four hours apart.

"Well, in that case it depends...."

"Depends on what?"

"Depends on sale, hopefully!" :rimshot:

See why I love these guys?

ktulu · Post by **ktulu** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:17 pm

Zazu wrote: See why I love these guys?

Come on, we all know you love them for the 'scrip pad ;)

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:22 pm

Zazu wrote:My doctors think I should be able to return to work in a couple of weeks. Then I explained it was 1/4 mile hike to the nearest restroom and my breaks often come four hours apart.

"Well, in that case it depends...."

"Depends on what?"

"Depends on sale, hopefully!" :rimshot:

See why I love these guys?

They're stealing DisneyMom's material.

DisneyMom · Post by **DisneyMom** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:21 am

hobie16 wrote:They're stealing DisneyMom's material.

Naaaah, all of us in the medical profession know THAT one! ;)

Here's another one for Zazu's MD......

Two Doctors are out on the golf course when one of them says to the other,
" Say, Bob, how come there's a rectal thermometer behind your ear?"
Bob gasps, then blurts out,
"Omigosh, where's my pen?!" :twisted:

Main Streeter · Post by **Main Streeter** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:36 am

ktulu wrote:Come on, we all know you love them for the 'scrip pad ;)

ROFL That's a great line Ktulu. :yourock:

ktulu · Post by **ktulu** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:57 am

Main Streeter wrote:ROFL That's a great line Ktulu.

I know :)

The only way it would be perfect for Zazu is if they installed a wine bar!

"This is your third colonoscopy this week!"

"Yes, yes, but the wine is divine!"

With all of the jokes they crack it would be like a comedy club that gets way too personal with the audience...

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