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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Mon May 25, 2009 10:04 pm
DisneyMom wrote:So how many "Single Moms" have you "supported"?
I haven't "supported" any single moms for over nineteen years as I don't believe my wife has that good of a sense of humor. However, before that, I believe I "supported" a number of single moms and this was before stripper poles were in vogue.
Ahhhh, the good old days.
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by DisneyMom » Mon May 25, 2009 11:02 pm
hobie16 wrote:I haven't "supported" any single moms for over nineteen years as I don't believe my wife has that good of a sense of humor. However, before that, I believe I "supported" a number of single moms and this was before stripper poles were in vogue.
Ahhhh, the good old days.
It was so good of you to help those in need! :D:
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by darph nader » Tue May 26, 2009 3:08 am
DisneyMom wrote:It was so good of you to help those in need! :D:
One dollar/lap dance at a time. ;)
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by BRWombat » Tue May 26, 2009 9:44 am
Saw an amateur stand-up comic on YouTube recently. In his routine, he said:
[INDENT]"I have a daughter, she's 18. She has beautiful legs. I know, I'm her dad, I'm not supposed to notice things like that, it's creepy. So I mostly just watch the other dancers.
That joke's called, 'It's awkward when Daddy tips.'"[/INDENT]
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by ktulu » Tue May 26, 2009 10:35 am
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ktulu.... you like staring at guys in the bathroom... I always knew you could be the creepy bathroom perve type
I think he is actually stalking me, I saw him this morning, although he was lookin' good...
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by hobie16 » Tue May 26, 2009 11:27 am
DisneyMom wrote:It was so good of you to help those in need! :D:
If everyone helped...
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by DisneyMom » Tue May 26, 2009 1:52 pm
ktulu wrote:I think he is actually stalking me, I saw him this morning, although he was lookin' good...
Hehe, just don't try to "feed" the friend in the mirror, like my parakeet used to do-messy! :p:
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by Doctor McKey » Tue May 26, 2009 3:19 pm
Syndrome wrote:But how do you know it's not referring to his robotic donkey? Ass is such an innocent but maligned word. I'm sure that was really Matt Groening's intention.
You are just like your Avatar arnt you... dont play word games with me missy... =-P
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by Doctor McKey » Tue May 26, 2009 3:21 pm
hobie16 wrote:I haven't "supported" any single moms for over nineteen years as I don't believe my wife has that good of a sense of humor. However, before that, I believe I "supported" a number of single moms and this was before stripper poles were in vogue.
Ahhhh, the good old days.
Im still trying to figure ouot where the quarters go......
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by Big Wallaby » Wed May 27, 2009 12:16 am
BRWombat wrote:That joke's called, 'It's awkward when Daddy tips.'"
I have to admit, it's weird seeing that coming from you. But hey! Normal, visual.
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