Disney Jokes

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

I am looking for more Disney jokes. Anyone have any??

This is what I gathered so far:

1) [INDENT]Q: Why can't Cinderella play Soccer?

A: She runs away from the ball. Her coach is a pumpkin. She loses a shoe.[/INDENT]

2) [INDENT]Q: What did Snow White say while waiting for her film to develop.

A: Some day my prints will come.[/INDENT]

3) [INDENT]Q: Why can't plans go where Peter Pan live?

A: There's a sign out front that says, "Never, Never Land!"[/INDENT]

4) [INDENT]Q: What is Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's[/INDENT]

5) [INDENT]Q: What is the difference between Captain Hook and a battery?

A: A battery has a positive side.[/INDENT]

6) [INDENT]Q: Why does tigger always bounce on his tail?

A: So, he doesn't step on Pooh![/INDENT]

7) [INDENT]Why was Tigger looking In The toilet?

A: To look for Pooh.[/INDENT]

8) [INDENT]Q: How does Luke Skywalker get to the forest?

A: Ewoks[/INDENT]

9) [INDENT]What is Mowgli's favorite color?

A: Baloo.[/INDENT]

10) [INDENT]What is the Mad Hatter's favorite ride?

A: The Mad Hatterhorn![/INDENT]

11) [INDENT]What is a Disney fan's computer password?

A: "MickeyMinnieDonaldGoofy" because it needs to be four characters![/INDENT]

12) [INDENT]Why do people go to Disneyland?

A: To get a little Goofy![/INDENT]

13) [INDENT]Q: What does Ariel wear?

A: An Alge - bra.[/INDENT]

14) [INDENT]Q: What size?

A: C - Shells![/INDENT]

15) [INDENT]Q: Why did the White Rabbit throw a clock out the window?

A: To see time fly![/INDENT]

16) [INDENT]Q: Why wasn't Woody hungry?

A: He was stuffed!![/INDENT]

17) [INDENT]Q: How do you catch Chip And Dale?

A: Climb a tree and act like a nut![/INDENT]

18) [INDENT]Q: What is the Chesire Cat's favorite color?

A: Purrrrrrrrrr - ple![/INDENT]

19) [INDENT]Q: How much do Pirates charge to pierce ears?

A: A Buc - can - ear![/INDENT]

20) [INDENT]Q: What do you call a Pixie that needs a bath?

A: Stinkerbell!![/INDENT]

21) [INDENT]Q: What do you call a Pirate that skips school?

A: Captain Hook - y![/INDENT]

22) [INDENT]What kind of pet does Aladdin have?

A: A Flying Car - Pet![/INDENT]

23) [INDENT]Why would Snow White make a great judge?

A: Because's she's the fairest in the land!![/INDENT]

This is all brought to you by Musical Chairs with Alice and the Mad Hatter at Coke Corner at 2:30 P.M, Daily.

[Zazu]

24)
Q: Why does the WDW/Disneyland Railroad run in circles?
A: Because it's too hard to turn then corners when it runs in squares.

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

24)
Q: Why does the WDW/Disneyland Railroad run in circles?
A: Because it's too hard to turn then corners when it runs in squares.

Huh?????? I don't get it, can you dumb it down for me, :D

[Lasolimu]

Huh?????? I don't get it, can you dumb it down for me, :D

It would probably be better to smarten it up instead of dumbing it down.

[Main Streeter]

Q: What did Snow White say while waiting for her film to develop.
A: Some day my prints will come.

We use this all the time at Photo Pass. :)

[ktulu]

Huh?????? I don't get it, can you dumb it down for me, :D

Trains can't make a 90° turn :)

[Lasolimu]

Trains can't make a 90° turn :)

Sure they can...just not by themselves.

[Shorty82]

2) [INDENT]Q: What did Snow White say while waiting for her film to develop.

A: Some day my prints will come.[/INDENT]

[Doctor McKey]

Sure they can...just not by themselves.

Isnt that what a round house is for?¿?¿

[Lasolimu]

Isnt that what a round house is for?¿?¿

Exactly, a train cannot make a 90° turn by itself, it needs some help.