what are chicken breast nuggets? are they really chicken?

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Are your nuggets chicken?
no sir, they are very brave...

hmm, you must be watching BSG.

they call the new pilots, nuggets!

[Soundwave]

I work in attractions and I get asked probably about once month about the Turkey leg.
Q:Its it real Turkey?
A: I've never had one.

I've always thought they smell like ham.

[Whazzup]

We saw one of the feral cats during our recent visit to DCA. A lot of people stopped to look at it while it nonchalantly made its way through some landscaping. I guess they were wondering if it was indeed animatronic.