Does anyone else remember those Bud Light "Real men of Genius" ads? This is a parody of this. The Italics are the background singer.
STUPIDGUESTTRICKS.COM PRESENTS
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!!
Tonight we salute you Mr. Stupid Theme Park Guest.
MISTER STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!!
No question is dumb enough for you!
I CAN'T FIND THE CASTLE!!!
No one can convince YOU Bugs Bunny isn't a Disney character
I KNOW I SAW HIM!
Most guests just see a railing. YOU see a bench!
I GOTTA SIT MY BUTT DOWN!
forget the safety of you, the cast member and the other guests, you need that shot of the
dark ride with your napalm flash of a camera
I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
So we tip our hats to YOU M. Stupid theme park guest.
YEAH!!
Because you never know just when the 3 o'clock parade is going to start
MR. STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!
So, what do you think? If I can get a hold of the music from the ads I can make this into a real parody. Does anyone know how I can do that?
a salute to stupid guests
a salute to stupid guests
WHAT, NO MICKEY MOUSE? WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS?
Stupid guests are why adults aren't allowed in Neverland
Stupid guests are why adults aren't allowed in Neverland
Re: a salute to stupid guests
That was really funny :D: I got a new line for you
GO AHEAD! COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WAIT TIME!
I PAID MORE FOR MY VACATION!
GO AHEAD! COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WAIT TIME!
I PAID MORE FOR MY VACATION!
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DisneyMom
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Re: a salute to stupid guests
How 'bout a chorus of,
"Can I go to the front of the line, I swear I'm just catching up to my party....." :D:
"Can I go to the front of the line, I swear I'm just catching up to my party....." :D:
:flybongo: NO BULL!!!!!:D:
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...and here come my 17 friends to join me! And we all want the front row!DisneyMom wrote:How 'bout a chorus of,
"Can I go to the front of the line, I swear I'm just catching up to my party....." :D:
"Excuse me, are those ducks real?"
"Yes, sir, but the water is fake."
"Yes, sir, but the water is fake."
Re: a salute to stupid guests
I got a good SG story for you. Today while pin trading I was walking over towards the pretzel cart in Frontier Land. There was this family of 4. 2 kids were seated in a double wide stroller. They were trying to go around this small path were 2 trash cans were sitting. Score: Trash cans 1 guest 0. They SG tried to plow the trash cans to the side, but ended up knocking 1 can over. Please avoid the small paths, you can't fit in the path with a double wide stroller!!! 
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Re: a salute to stupid guests
Love the idea! I'd be happy to do recording on that one, too!
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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Re: a salute to stupid guests
Ha! This is too funny. I remember those commercials. Man, it's been so long since they were on tv. I miss them.
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I will be your guide for this magical journey into the movies. It's the perfect job for me, because I love movies! Is everybody ready? Great, because it's showtime. Ready when you are, CB!
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