Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

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Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars

Post by CujoSR » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:37 am

Men need to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a woman. There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sex predators at parties and bars to induce male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually everywhere! It goes by the street name, "beer." All women have to do is buy a "beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics. Please forward this to everyone you know immediately!


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Post by Lasolimu » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:56 am

I hear that it is fairly easy to detect if you have been given beer. I believe that it has a very distinctive smell and a hard to miss taste. Should be pretty easy to protect yourself with this knowledge.

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Post by mechurchlady » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:35 am

That will teach you to pay more attention to what you momma tells you, lol. You just learning this?


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Post by hobie16 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:38 am

Doesn't work with me. I was inoculated with large amounts of tequila.


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:44 am

CujoSR wrote:Men need to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a woman. There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sex predators at parties and bars to induce male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually everywhere! It goes by the street name, "beer." All women have to do is buy a "beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics. Please forward this to everyone you know immediately!
Umm, WHY?


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Post by Disneyguy85 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:44 pm

This message board is nothing if not informative. :D:



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Post by DisneyMom » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:28 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Umm, WHY?


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I KNEW IT....all these years....WE ARE VICTIMS!!!!!

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So, how many times did you allow yourself to be victimized? :rolleyes:


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:01 pm

DisneyMom wrote:So, how many times did you allow yourself to be victimized? :rolleyes:
GOSH..

between church, going to the library, and helping at an orphanage...

ummm,

let me get back to you on that!

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Post by Goofyernmost » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:39 pm

New studies have shown that this particular chemical is now injected in the air. Men now will succumb to the same thing even without the "beer" connection. Women have to much power. Men unite and take back your basic innocence before it is to late.

If not, your first marriage proposal will be..."You're going to have a what?"


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Post by hobie16 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:07 pm

Commercials usually show the magic moment with the now expectant mom saying something like, "Darling, we're going to have a baby." This is followed by the happy couple looking deeply into each others eyes and some lovely music.

Reality is somewhat different. The expectant mother takes two or three looks at the pregnancy test kit indicator, walks into the living room to confront her boy friend who is watching the game and says, "Baby, you gotta get a job."


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