Proof It's Genetic

Syndrome · Post by **Syndrome** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:08 pm

I was at Epcot yesterday (normally wouldn't be caught dead there at spring break time, but I was there for the Davy concert), and I witnessed perfect proof that there is an SG gene. A dad was actually teaching his kids how to hit up on the handrails. He'd climb up there, make himself comfy, and tell them all to join him. Or maybe he was just hoping one would fall and then he could sue Disney when their head got split open.

Ran into some great CMs tho' (which caused me to get in two extra rides on Soarin'...wooo hoooo...that always makes my day).

luckylady · Post by **luckylady** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:04 pm

How is it they let people like this procreate?

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:25 pm

luckylady wrote:How is it they let people like this procreate?

That goes back to high school science, lower forms of life can reproduce by fission.

DisneyMom · Post by **DisneyMom** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:35 pm

Today.
Target.
Mom running at a fast gallop across entire length of store.....
Why?

So she can pull little Tammy on her heelies!

I weep for the future......

Syndrome · Post by **Syndrome** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:01 pm

DisneyMom wrote:Today.
Target.
Mom running at a fast gallop across entire length of store.....
Why?
So she can pull little Tammy on her heelies!
I weep for the future......

That reminds me of a Wal-Mart where I used to live in Chicago. A kid was riding a two-wheeler bike all over the store. Never figured out where the parents were, but there were some rather sleazy apartments next to the store that didn't have a playground so I sorta suspect that maybe the parents just send the kids over to the Wal-Mart toy section alone to play instead.

j_dp456 · Post by **j_dp456** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:25 pm

Maybe this is good news. Perhaps with the proper advancements in Gene Therapy we can isolate the SG gene and have treatments for SG syndrome. Or get rid of them forever. ;)

DisneyMom · Post by **DisneyMom** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:22 am

j_dp456 wrote:Maybe this is good news. Perhaps with the proper advancements in Gene Therapy we can isolate the SG gene and have treatments for SG syndrome. Or get rid of them forever. ;)

We can have a Foundation for the Cure of SGism.......

Have Fund-Raisers for research and PSA's.....

"over 4 in 100 guests are SGs.....without your help, this horrible tragedy could affect YOUR family. Don't let your trip be ruined!"

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:40 am

DisneyMom wrote:We can have a Foundation for the Cure of SGism.......

Have Fund-Raisers for research and PSA's.....

"over 4 in 100 guests are SGs.....without your help, this horrible tragedy could affect YOUR family. Don't let your trip be ruined!"

Sounds like we need teams roaming the park giving "cootie SG shots" when the see an SG bothering a CM or a guest!

Main Streeter · Post by **Main Streeter** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:23 am

DisneyMom wrote:over 4 in 100 guests are SGs

Think your stats are far too low DM. ;)

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:20 pm

Main Streeter wrote:Think your stats are far too low DM. ;)

Good point.

what is the current guesstimate?

95 per 100?

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