ahh, romance...

BirdMom · Post by **BirdMom** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 5:37 pm

Some of the more lustful guests used to ask us how long rides were and we'd purposly misinform them, just to see what they'd do. For instance, we'd tell them that the ride was 15 minutes at the Mansion in the loading area (it's closer to 5 minutes), then switch with the person at unload to see what state the guests would emerge in - more than once, cast members have found themselves faced with naked couples - and send them out of the ride carrying their clothing :shock: ("sorry, we can't stop the ride unless it's a real emergency...") I don't know - you'd think most of the locals would remember how long the rides were, and in this day and age, you'd think that most people would have an idea that they were being watched anyway - unless they're exhibitionists, you'd think that would subdue the lust factor...

BirdMom · Post by **BirdMom** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 5:44 pm

that reminds me - we were having a problem at Pirates one night, and there was this couple all alone on a boat that happened to be stuck on the lift while the problem was being sorted out. I was in the tower and I couldn't see them on the monitor, so I asked the guy on the unload side to take a peek over the fence and make sure they were ok. He came running back, doubled over laughing, face red and picked up the intercom to inform me that the young lady was lying down on the seat with her trousers around her ankles while her young man was manually "servicing" her. So by the time we were running normally again, the whole crew knew about them and were laughing as the two of them came back into the station, sitting there quite demurly side by side as if the were well behaved young people. I made sure our unload man handed the guy a pro-towel as he got out of the boat, just in case he needed to wipe his hand, ya know?????

iridium130 · Post by **iridium130** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 2:23 am

ahahaha...hilarious stories.

pro towels...now THAT takes me back...

Weeble · Post by **Weeble** » Sat Mar 08, 2003 12:07 pm

Didn't have to use any pixie dust on the seat? :twisted:

BirdMom · Post by **BirdMom** » Sat Mar 08, 2003 11:01 pm

ummmmmm - no. Her squirming probably ensured that the residue got wiped up as "body lotion" - organic even!

nala · Post by **nala** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:10 pm

:D In autopia one day their was a couple who came in for one of our last rounds for the evening... well NEWAYS as the ride proceded they fail to came back!! All the vehicles where stationed ready to park their cars and the only car that did not was the couples, car. We all got worried and headed out with flashlights and security, well.... they where in their vehicle buck naked having sex!!!!!
Why would you consider having sex in disneyland
HEHEHEHE!!!! :twisted:

MEng85 · Post by **MEng85** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:43 am

LOL!!!! that reminds me there were two incidents oon alcatraz that i was told about that relates to this subject. the first was a pair of european tourist goin hot and heavy in the bushes while visitors were walking past on the road apparently no one noticed until a ranger caught them and told em to knock it off it was hilarious...the second happened a bit more recently a ranger was walking on the road leading around the edge of the island off the road in a "closed" area in the tidal pools a diff ranger foud this couple goin at it and she was yellin at em to cut it out and to get back on the road as it turned out they got a 150 dollar fine for "tresspassing on federal property"...it was so damn funny!!!!

trancevicious3 · Post by **trancevicious3** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:02 pm

About two years ago at mansion....

I was watching some of our adult guest getting busy in the ballroom.... there was licking and jumpin and what looked like screaming! You could tell he was giving it to her good! At that point load stopped the ride to let guest on and i informed our "baby making guest" that we wont continue till their clothes were on. Well they stopped love making and we contiued the ride. Boy oh Boy was i wrong thinking they would stop. Once they got to the attic exit she was completly on top of him! Once our "baby making guest" reached the unload area we had a lil chit chat. They acted as if they did nuthing bad. I explained that ussualy we dont care much but in this case there were two young kids in the buggy behing them. They guest explains to me that it didnt matter much cuz those where her kids anyway!

Weeble · Post by **Weeble** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:07 pm

There is a porn video that was shot after hours on Alcatraz....if anyone wants to borrow it :twisted:

GMC · Post by **GMC** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:53 pm

Weeble wrote:There is a porn video that was shot after hours on Alcatraz....if anyone wants to borrow it :twisted:

MEng85....