Stupid Cat Tricks

[drcorey]

It is so cold outside, my cat won't go out in the morning, I open the front door to get the paper, cat runs to door and sticks nose out, then turns around and runs back in. I have to go find work, cat goes to sleep in my bed.
I guess cats are crazy, and not stupid....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

It is so cold outside, my cat won't go out in the morning, I open the front door to get the paper, cat runs to door and sticks nose out, then turns around and runs back in. I have to go find work, cat goes to sleep in my bed.
I guess cats are crazy, and not stupid....

He is looking for the "Door into summer"

(maybe he has read it?)

[Widget]

I have a ten year old cat who has refused to go outside since she was about ten weeks old. She was a stray who came to our front door during a very nasty blizzard. Very cold and hungry when we let her in. A bit of frostbite on her ears. Since the day she entered the house she has shown no interest in ever going outside again even in the middle of the summer.

[mechurchlady]

Dogs think man is god because man provides warmth, love, shelter, and food.
Cats know they are god because man provides warmth, adoration, shelter, and food.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I have a ten year old cat who has refused to go outside since she was about ten weeks old. She was a stray who came to our front door during a very nasty blizzard. Very cold and hungry when we let her in. A bit of frostbite on her ears. Since the day she entered the house she has shown no interest in ever going outside again even in the middle of the summer.

Jeez, I wouldn't blame poor kitty!!!!!

Probably thinks that she has had enough of the cold weather!!