Pantsless In Vail
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Pantsless In Vail
In hindsight ;) , Disney may be lucky the Mineral King ski resort project never got off the ground.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... vail1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... vail1.html

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Re: Pantsless In Vail
Oh that poor man! The shame, the embarassment, the mental anguish!
Yep, one lawsuit coming right up.
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Re: Pantsless In Vail
Hope he was wearing clean underwear....errr....nevermind!
(my guess is that he will not have to worry about lift tickets from now on!)
(my guess is that he will not have to worry about lift tickets from now on!)
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Re: Pantsless In Vail
15 mins huh? The ski patrol were probably laughing so hard they didn't know where to start. 
(I thought this thread was going to be about my last trip to Vail):twisted :( of course I don't ski)
(I thought this thread was going to be about my last trip to Vail):twisted :( of course I don't ski)
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Re: Pantsless In Vail
You're thinking about your last trip to Vegas and what happened after the laughing bones got done with you.darph nader wrote:(I thought this thread was going to be about my last trip to Vail):twisted :( of course I don't ski)

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Re: Pantsless In Vail
Worst thing is his bare butt being shown nationally.
Now you know why you bathe often and wear clean undies.

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Hey, at least it was his bare butt we saw--if it had been the OTHER side....

Wonder if he'll claim his kid was traumatized by seeing him like that?
Wonder if he'll claim his kid was traumatized by seeing him like that?
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Re: Pantsless In Vail
I gotta wonder why he didn't reach up and pull his underware up/down?

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Re: Pantsless In Vail
Based on pictures 4 and 5 his underwear was tangled with his pants up around his boot and he was hanging by that one boot. Ski boots are made to withstand the rigors of skiing but also to snap off the boot in an emergency. If I was hanging upside down by one ski and ski boot you can bet I would not move a muscle. At least he did not have pink polka dot drawers on and remembered to wear his helmet.hobie16 wrote:I gotta wonder why he didn't reach up and pull his underware up/down?

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15 minutes "butt naked" (pun most definitely intended!) in the cold....he must have frozen his %@#& off. 
Oh wait, he probably did.
;)
These photos can be classified as reason #234 why I don't ski.

Oh wait, he probably did.
These photos can be classified as reason #234 why I don't ski.

